Thanks, Mormons are some of the most nicest and chill Americans I've met in Europe. No idea alcohol is taboo.

They're also good at getting security clearances since they never do anything, so those might've been CIA agents.

They don't want people who might have done something embarrassing in their past, because foreign adversaries might try to blackmail them with that.

On the flip side, those are the exact people who often wouldn’t be embarrassed or ashamed of that kind of behavior. I’ve done a lot of things, and I’d openly admit just about all of it if anyone asked.

On the other hand if you do find a Mormon who took some liberties in an earlier time in their life…

As well as admitting everything, it's easier to get a government job if you never did drugs, seeing as they're illegal.

They're good at being CIA agents because they are supple and compliant and the CIA has tools to make that compliance into nationalistic zealotry that rivals the capabilities of most religions, having refined it through operations such as paperclip, etc..

They were already nationalistic, that's another part of being Mormons.