Then you must agree that the workers at my local restaurant, where water is available for free, are infinitely more efficient than the workers at fuji bottled water plant.

I'm wasting too much time on this issue: it turns out that the world record is held by these two guys [1] at 623 espresso/hour [1] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v...

I'd be very interested in a description of how italian coffee shops handle a rush

1. nobody ever sits

2. no paper cups

3. no useless lids

4. no endless variants of latte, mocha and what have you [1]

Let's suppose the rush hour is after lunch, then everyone will be getting an espresso, someone macchiato (only tourists drink cappuccino after 11 am), but the price is the same. And basically you have a line at the bar and a line to pay. The bar can usually make up to 8 espresso at a time and people cram in front of it by the dozen and drink it in under a minute. You can pay before or after according to where the queue is shorter.

[1] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBNOB7FkSSM

01:34 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOeU1aya0o :)

I've got an Illy cafe machine at home :)

> 4. no endless variants of latte, mocha and what have you

That sounds awesome. I can't even count the number of times I've waited for some goofball's complex six-word drink to be made so I can give the cashier $2 and get a cup in return. (Most places around here sell you the cup and you pour your own coffee from a vacuum pot.)

I like being in line behind those folks. Listening to someone order a "double skinny mocha latte without the espresso"* is one of life's purest joys.

* I shit you not. It happened at a Starbucks in Wisconsin.

It's always amusing asking for "Extra hot" and a slight look of panic as the milk is about to jump out the jug

So basically, a cup of hot chocolate made with skim milk?

That makes me curious - what is the maximum number of modifiers I can apply to one drink to arrive to a second drink on the same menu?

Bonus points if it's cheaper.

That's what the barista suggested, while kindly pointing out that would cost about half as much.

The customer insisted on the order as originally stated, and happily paid the extra two bucks for it.

Here in Portugal (and also in Spain, IIRC) it's much the same, almost everyone drinks a normal espresso or a simple mix of espresso and milk (semi-skimmed, I think you'd call it).

Yep, in Spain it's usually cafe, cafe cortado, or cafe con leche. Espresso, espresso with a tiny bit of milk, espresso and milk.

Coffeehouses here in the States make things way too complicated but I guess they only continue to sell what the customers buy so it's our own fault.

The one big differences that I can think of is that basically everybody orders the same thing (an espresso) so there is no need to take and manage orders in the same way. This also makes it a lot quicker to prepare the coffee. Also payment is a lot quicker when there is basically one order at one prices.

IIRC, they also to use the two-step method. You pay at the register and then go over to the person making coffee and give them your slip that says what you ordered.

As far as pricing, I don't think you can make a living selling shots of espresso for $1, unless you sell an awful lot of shots or sell a lot of other things.

If all you need are 400 sq ft and one or two persons behind the counter. And of course they also sell all sorts of other beverages (also alcoholic) and sometimes cigarettes and phone recharges.

Or perhaps that competition is higher?

Yes, competition is higher, but my guess is that the turnaround time and real estate prices are what make most of the price of an espresso: the first through barista wages and the second through the rent. After all an espresso costs probably 5 cents in coffee.

There's obviously more to it than efficiency. Here in Portugal an espresso (bica) is about $0.85 and that includes an higher IVA/VAT (23%).

As far as I recall the espresso experience in Portugal is very close to Italy. Cheap, good and quick. Compare to France: almost as slow as the US, much worse than your average Starbucks and around 1.5-2$.

The US has five times as many people spread out over 32 times the area. Palm Beach, Florida has an average household income of over $109,000. South Alamo, Texas is at $13,906. Climates vary from arctic to tropical, state and local taxes range from zilch to rivaling federal taxes.

Saying "one espresso" is cheaper in Italy than the US doesn't really mean anything. Prices vary, cost of doing business varies, cost of living varies.

You might be right, but you'd be surprised if you knew how varied Italy is as well. We hardly speak the same language: dialects are much more relevant than in the US and what people speak at home in different regions is mutually unintelligible. The climate is almost as varied as in the US, we have mountains that go as high as 15 000 ft and islands just off the cost of Libya. I cannot say the same for the range of income, but as far as espresso prices go I'd say the range in Italy is 0.6-1 euros and in the US it's 1.5-2.5 dollars. I'd love to be proven wrong, though.

Relatively no one drinks espresso in the US, so they charge more. The most common drinks are drip, latte, or cappuccino which can range from 2.5-6.0 dollars.

If we're talking drip coffee, the cheapest I've seen is about $1 at Dunkin Donuts.