I want to have my loud keyboard. I want my open back headphones. I want to be able to sit on the floor and stretch during the day. I want to be able to go for a walk and enjoy the summer at 5.30 with my wife rather than endure a fucking awful commute and get home at 7. I want to eat good food that I make for lunch and not some over salted expensive trash from whatever is near the office. I want to choose my own chair, even if I have to pay for it. I don't want to feel cold all day even in July because all the fat guys in the office crank the Air Con up. I don't want to have people around me coughing and sneezing who are proud that they didn't take the day off even though they are sick. I don't want to hear x's throat clearing, grating laugh, loud sneeze, and shitty opinions all day. I don't want to wear noise cancelling headphones all day but I have to because of all this. I don't want to be in a room with the same 30 people for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.