Nothing says “we’re doing great” like having to remind people about every small thing you managed to shove out to production in the last few months. I’m surprised she didn’t include that they successfully managed to replace the toilet paper in the bathrooms.

I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't managing to do that consistently.

"office staff will now also be required to clean and restock the bathroom as part of ongoing restructuring efforts"

I mean they literally included just renaming a tab. Like, not changing any behavior, just replacing a string with another (well x times for internationalization.... but then again they probably fired that team and even if not it's certainly an afterthought to them).

> I’m surprised she didn’t include that they successfully managed to replace the toilet paper in the bathrooms.

Did they? I'm pretty sure I heard that was a real problem, and that employees were bringing their own.

Gruber had a fun take on this

https://daringfireball.net/2023/07/translation_yaccarino_x