[EDIT] I've just been informed LRH didn't completely die. I'll petition for the singularity reset.
> The Holocene calendar, also known as the Holocene Era or Human Era (HE), is a year numbering system that adds exactly 10,000 years to the currently dominant (AD/BC or CE/BCE) numbering scheme, placing its first year near the beginning of the Holocene geological epoch and the Neolithic Revolution, when humans shifted from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to agriculture and fixed settlements.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_calendar
(Of course, the choice to add exactly 10,000 is a compromise to make it trivial to interconvert between HE and AD.)
You can even buy Human Era calendars: https://shop-us.kurzgesagt.org/collections/calendar
The 2000/2001 start of the 21st century is reasonable debate. Mathematically, 2001 makes sense. In terms of being excited during the 1999→2000 transition with all the digits incrementing, it makes more sense socially to have celebrated the new millennium and century then.
All we have to do to get a year 0 is decide that there was one.
But it’s not one, it’s 0
The thing that gets me is that when they invented the CE notation, they went to the trouble of inventing a “BCE” notation for BC. Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory!
Also while we are fixing broken modular arithmetic, let’s add a proper modulo division operator to all the languages that got % wrong :)