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Re:Imaginary Problems Are the Root of Bad Software by icedchai on Sunday June 18, 2023 @12:14PM (#36381557)
Reminds me of a PM I used to work with. "Will this work for 1000 simultaneous users?" After almost 2 months, we have less than 100 users total, maybe 5 of them log in a day, and maybe 1 will actually do anything of interest.

There is no technical problem. The problem is nobody worked on actually marketing the product. Build it and nobody shows up is the norm.

Re:Imaginary Problems Are the Root of Bad Software by mnd999 on Sunday June 18, 2023 @12:35PM (#36381780)
I’ve worked somewhere like that. Our baseline requirements for concurrent users were based on the numbers required for the product launch team to maximise their bonus.

We never saw anywhere near those numbers in production, but I don’t really blame them - it was a big company and you do what you can to get ahead. A lot of money was spent on infrastructure that wasn’t needed but nobody seemed to care.

Re:Imaginary Problems Are the Root of Bad Software by codegeek on Sunday June 18, 2023 @01:44PM (#36382459)
""Will this work for 1000 simultaneous users?""

Whenever someone asks me this question, I reply with a question "How many simultaneous users do you/we have today and what is our projection say for 12-18 months from now ?". If the answer is not clear, I tell them not to worry yet. If the answer is very clear but numbers are much smaller today (say 5-10), then I challenge them on where they think they/we could be in 12-18 months. A lot of times, it helps the other side see that they are mostly asking "How long is a piece of string".

Re:Imaginary Problems Are the Root of Bad Software by TuringNYC on Sunday June 18, 2023 @02:21PM (#36382840)
I was interviewing with a company that had barely any customers and they were asking scaling questions with Spark, etc. The salaries they paid could barely hire a team capable of dealing with the complexities of Spark, so they asked, "what would you do."

I told them I'd buy another stick of RAM and scale vertically until I had more customers, and save money on staff in the meantime. The interviewer went cold, I didnt get the job.

Re:Imaginary Problems Are the Root of Bad Software by baq on Sunday June 18, 2023 @02:38PM (#36382995)
Sounds like a dodged bullet.
Re:Imaginary Problems Are the Root of Bad Software by icedchai on Sunday June 18, 2023 @07:12PM (#36385502)
About 10 years ago, I worked on a project where I had to develop some sort of elaborate chain of map/reduce jobs because "big data" and "Hadoop." We were processing about 10 megabytes for each run. Most of the processing was consumed in job scheduling / overhead.