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Re:SEC asks for emergency order to freeze Binance US assets ... by cypress66 on Tuesday June 06, 2023 @07:23PM (#36220499)
I'll bite. What would a proper cryptocurrency be?
Re:SEC asks for emergency order to freeze Binance US assets ... by AlexCoventry on Tuesday June 06, 2023 @07:31PM (#36220570)
Using cryptographic signatures and distributed systems theory to authenticate asset transfers is against natural law. It's in Leviticus.
Re:SEC asks for emergency order to freeze Binance US assets ... by jerry1979 on Tuesday June 06, 2023 @09:54PM (#36221831)
Pardon my ignorance, but what do you mean by "it's in Leviticus"?
Re:SEC asks for emergency order to freeze Binance US assets ... by cypress66 on Wednesday June 07, 2023 @04:41AM (#36224408)
Leviticus is a part of the Bible/Torah. It's just a joke obviously, implying that crypto technology is simply against both nature and the writings of thousands years old religious texts.
Re:SEC asks for emergency order to freeze Binance US assets ... by AlexCoventry on Wednesday June 07, 2023 @11:56AM (#36228561)
Thanks for explaining that. was also jokingly implying that the technical foundations of crypto must be disgusting, via Leviticus being associated with purity laws.