You absolutely do not get gas after a steak dinner like you do after a bowl of pinto beans for dinner. Nobody I've ever met does. You're being hilariously unrealistic.

The meat sweats are more of an issue I think. (And generally, that it makes you smell like cooked steak.)

I think meat sweats are only thing when you have a massive steak and a massive insulin spike from a mound of potatoes or dinner roles.