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Re:Researchers craft a fully edible battery by MrGilbert on Thursday May 11, 2023 @10:55AM (#35903084)
> "Please don't buy our batteries for eating, eat a banana or something"

So much potential, which will be left unused...

"We don't recommend that you buy our batteries solemnly for the purpose of eating, but we won't judge you either."

"We don't recommend that you buy our batteries solemnly for the purpose of eating, but if you want to take a bite, the D-Cells are chocolate flavored."

Re:Researchers craft a fully edible battery by devsda on Thursday May 11, 2023 @11:31AM (#35903599)
> So much potential, which will be left unused...

Potential as in electric potential? :)

Re:Researchers craft a fully edible battery by MrGilbert on Thursday May 11, 2023 @11:33AM (#35903641)
Oh hell... I cannot believe I missed that pun... :D
Re:Researchers craft a fully edible battery by exo762 on Thursday May 11, 2023 @11:00AM (#35903161)
I associate this style with soulless marketing campaigns. Thanks, marketing, for destroying language for me.
Re:Researchers craft a fully edible battery by MrGilbert on Thursday May 11, 2023 @11:34AM (#35903669)
That was my intention - glad it worked!