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Re:Fired for Using Firefox by ggeorgovassilis on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @02:45AM (#35870936)
> How will I explain all this on my resume?

You don't. Omit that job.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by tamarind8 on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @02:51AM (#35870980)
The time gaps between jobs?
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by DamonHD on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @02:56AM (#35871007)
There have been times when I have strategically done my CV in yyyy or yyyy-mm dates to make such gaps less obvious.

But if pressed you can honestly say that you have no idea what the problem was, you performed your requests, and you were given no warning. In any case that was beyond your control and didn't turn into a real job.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by stefanos82 on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:13AM (#35871116)
Go with the easy route; add it as "Freelance Contract under NDA", period!
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by CoastalCoder on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:41AM (#35871295)
There are some good reasons to (as a matter of policy) not lie.

IMHO it's better to cast around for the best possible honest framing of the issue.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by stefanos82 on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:56AM (#35871387)
It's not a lie, because this advice came from a number of HRs I interacted with for a number of years; it was suggested as their personal advice and not their professional one.

One of them even codenamed it "the cloth of protection" lol.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by rimunroe on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @06:59AM (#35872456)
How does an HR person saying something isn’t a lie make it not a lie? If you’re saying something happened which didn’t happen, that’s a lie. A HR person saying it’s okay might indicate that it’s not a lie people would look askance at, but it doesn’t mean it isn’t a lie.

As others have said, the correct thing to do here is to just not even list the job on the resume in the first place. No reasonable person expects every single short stint be listed on a resume. I’ve heard three and six months suggested as guidelines for the minimum lengths of jobs one should list. Anything shorter than that probably isn’t worth going into, as you’re still onboarding at that point. Also, people get sick, have sudden illnesses in the family, or otherwise can’t work for a couple months for loads of reasons.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by CalRobert on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:59AM (#35871411)
I've been much better at getting paid well since I started... creatively reframing my comp.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by CoastalCoder on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @12:59PM (#35877201)
I hear you. I wasn't suggesting that lying never pays off in some way.

And I concede that a policy of honesty might only make sense in some world views / ethical positions.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by CalRobert on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:30PM (#35879267)
I don't tell my parents how much I make. I'm definitely not telling some random recruiter.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by CoastalCoder on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @07:54PM (#35881883)
> I don't tell my parents how much I make. I'm definitely not telling some random recruiter.

FWIW, there are ways to not reveal that info, but also not lie.

For example, if a recruiter / employer starts fishing for my current salary, I just say "I'm not going to talk about that, but ...", followed by some carefully worded signal about my general salary expectations.

If lying in this context doesn't bother you in the slightest, then maybe you won't see value in this approach.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by throw9away6 on Thursday May 11, 2023 @11:07AM (#35903281)
Good one easily verifiable by payroll as well because the checks showed up.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by proto_lambda on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:45AM (#35871321)
Three weeks aren't a gap, that's just a little time to relax between jobs.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by tamarind8 on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @04:43AM (#35871654)
I had already relaxed between jobs before getting this one... ;)

So it is more like a 3 month gap.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by Am4TIfIsER0ppos on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @06:07AM (#35872070)
Easy to explain.

> Jobs at this time are hard to come by. The biggest employers in the industry have laid off hundreds of thousands. There is a lot of competition for every position.

Re:Fired for Using Firefox by Toutouxc on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:56AM (#35871391)
Why would you have to explain those? To whom? You’re an adult and what you do with your time on Earth is your decision. Run away from anyone who doesn’t respect that.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by CalRobert on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @03:58AM (#35871408)
That's hardly long enough for a holiday. I'd never dream of questioning a three week (or three month for that matter) gap.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by andrewinardeer on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @04:33AM (#35871594)
You received an inheritance and decided to travel.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by oliwarner on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @04:53AM (#35871689)
Yes, lying is a much better option and couldn't possibly be uncovered and give [legitimate] grounds for dismissal.
Re:Fired for Using Firefox by tamarind8 on Tuesday May 09, 2023 @07:57AM (#35872981)
I agree with you. I have never lied, but saying the truth here will make it really hard to find my next gig, even though I did nothing wrong.