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Re:AMD's Firmware TPMs Vulnerable to Hardware Attacks, Defea... by mardifoufs on Tuesday May 02, 2023 @01:33PM (#35791227)
Which is amazing since windows 11 is full of mentions of green energy, lowering energy consumption and asking you to lower screen brightness to lower carbon emissions. Total green washing when you consider the gigantic amounts of ewaste that arbitrary cut off date will lead to. It's just funny tbh, like I get it's most likely very different teams working on those things but it's tone deaf at best.

But hey at least the OS has a revolutionary new green technology called... Battery saving mode!

Re:AMD's Firmware TPMs Vulnerable to Hardware Attacks, Defea... by doubled112 on Tuesday May 02, 2023 @01:40PM (#35791335)
This is what most of the consumer facing eco trends feel like.

Kool-aid Jammers are my latest laugh. Plastic pouch. Plastic straw wrapper. Paper straw.

Right, the straw was the enemy here?

Re:AMD's Firmware TPMs Vulnerable to Hardware Attacks, Defea... by mrguyorama on Tuesday May 02, 2023 @03:55PM (#35793227)
The worst part is that it is clearly cargo culting. What consumer suddenly buys kool aid they never bought before because it says "paper straw now!" on the packaging?
Re:AMD's Firmware TPMs Vulnerable to Hardware Attacks, Defea... by astrange on Tuesday May 02, 2023 @09:08PM (#35796429)
I for one think plastic straws taste bad.
Re:AMD's Firmware TPMs Vulnerable to Hardware Attacks, Defea... by doubled112 on Tuesday May 02, 2023 @09:28PM (#35796581)
You prefer the taste of wet paper and a little wax, as it falls apart in your mouth?
Re:AMD's Firmware TPMs Vulnerable to Hardware Attacks, Defea... by astrange on Friday May 05, 2023 @01:43AM (#35825599)
Depends on how fast you finish your drinks but it's fine usually. I guess I've never seen them for milk tea.