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Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by munificent on Sunday April 23, 2023 @01:49PM (#35678603)
As opposed to those serious Guiness records like "farthest eyeball pop", "loudest purr by a domestic cat", "most face flesh tunnels", "most tennis balls held in the mouth (by a dog)", "most eyebrow waxes performed in eight hours by a team", and "longest head massage chain".

Guiness has always been a half-commercial silly enterprise. It's literally founded by a beer brand to resolve pub trivia arguments.

Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by arcanemachiner on Sunday April 23, 2023 @02:12PM (#35678888)
The point still stands: By no reasonable definition is Lego the largest manufacturer of tires.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by avar on Sunday April 23, 2023 @02:25PM (#35679062)
Why isn't it reasonable to call them the largest tire manufacturer?

They're not claiming to be the largest automotive tire manufacturer.

But structurally they make real tires, as opposed to some other brands, which might produce solid plastic wheels.

They're not pressurized, but neither are e.g. https://crocodiletires.com

If you're going to claim that toys don't count, that's going to get quite fuzzy. Some RC model tires are larger than those on some "real" vehicles.

Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by akiselev on Sunday April 23, 2023 @02:38PM (#35679204)
Same reason we don't include LEGO house sales in national home construction statistics. When people hear the word "tire" they do think automotive tire. Or at least tractor tire. Or even bicycle tire. LEGO hot wheels are the last on the list a normal person would assume.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by dwheeler on Sunday April 23, 2023 @03:44PM (#35679791)
It's also a delightful answer when you're "in a pub having an argument", if no one thought of that as a possible answer. Something that makes you smile is a good thing.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by Kon-Peki on Sunday April 23, 2023 @06:59PM (#35681579)
> Why isn't it reasonable to call them the largest tire manufacturer?

Because they don’t make the largest tires?

(Joke)

Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by dmonitor on Sunday April 23, 2023 @02:21PM (#35679004)
they produce the most tires? they’re incredibly small tires but there’s still a lot of them and they’re definitely tires.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by fsckboy on Sunday April 23, 2023 @10:33PM (#35683050)
they may be tires, but they're not pneus, mon ami
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by simplotek on Sunday April 23, 2023 @03:05PM (#35679452)
> The point still stands: By no reasonable definition is Lego the largest manufacturer of tires.

This is clearly not true. All it takes is to acknowledge that Lego produces tires (which it does), check how many they produce per time period (which they provided) l, and compare with other statistics from other tire producers (which they do).

At best, you can claim that your personal definition of what a tire is doesn't match Lego's.

Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by sclarisse on Monday April 24, 2023 @08:12AM (#35686652)
Mass might matter more than count.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by fsckboy on Sunday April 23, 2023 @04:11PM (#35680031)
G*P said largest tire manufacturer, but if you click the link the article is titled "toy tyres". The article also points out that this 300M is also more than any automobile tire mfer. So it's not like any wool is being pulled, the record is for toy tyres.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by munificent on Monday April 24, 2023 @08:11PM (#35694950)
The record is actually pretty clear:

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/100909-la...

Think of all the makes of tyre you know. Who would make the most tyres each year? The simple answer is Lego! Since 2006, Lego makes around 306 million rubber tyres each year for its construction kit toys. In 2010, this number was topped at 381 million tyres, easily beating all other tyre manufacturers. Even though Lego products are unlikely to fit an everyday car, they do fit all descriptions of a standard tyre, albeit of the solid rubber variety. Even the rubber compound used for the Lego products would not be out of place on a domestic car.

"Largest tire manufacturer" could reasonably be interpreted to mean:

* Largest company that manufactures tires

* Company that produces the most tires by mass/weight/volume

* Company that produces the most tires by number of tires

If you read the record, it's clear they mean the latter interpretation. By that interpretation, it seems like LEGO clearly is the winner.

The things they make are tires: They are rubber-like and go around wheels. There is no rule anywhere on Earth that says tires must not be on toys.

Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by eli_gottlieb on Sunday April 23, 2023 @05:48PM (#35680992)
>Guiness has always been a half-commercial silly enterprise. It's literally founded by a beer brand to resolve pub trivia arguments.

Oh, those are the same Guinness! I always wondered.

Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by pantalaimon on Sunday April 23, 2023 @05:52PM (#35681035)
And the Michelin Guide is published by the tire company, originally as a means to encourage car travel.
Re:Lego breaks ground on first US manufacturing facility by mrguyorama on Monday April 24, 2023 @12:20PM (#35689634)
>Guiness has always been a half-commercial silly enterprise.

No it is, in actuality, a marketing organization. They make all their money selling records. Their business is contracting with companies to come up with a marketable record, and then "observing" the client breaking that record, and then publishing that record. It's no different than those "award" companies that exist only to make up new awards to give companies.

It's the same as when JD power gave Chevy an award for "Highest Initial Quality", as if there is any customer value to a car that starts the best and immediately degrades.