Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox-related CPU use by 75%

Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by JohnFen on Monday April 10, 2023 @06:59PM (#35518423)

What's a bagel?

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by 867-5309 on Monday April 10, 2023 @07:02PM (#35518465)

a jewish torus, plural torah

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by 1attice on Monday April 10, 2023 @07:12PM (#35518538)

A bagel is a first-degree pretzel.

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by simondotau on Monday April 10, 2023 @07:27PM (#35518684)

For those people unfamiliar with a pretzel, imagine eating something that is making you thirsty.

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by 1attice on Monday April 10, 2023 @07:49PM (#35518868)

For those of you unfamiliar with eating, it's similar to photosynthesis, but with matter instead of sunlight.

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by cdaven on Monday April 10, 2023 @11:33PM (#35520461)

For those people unfamiliar with this joke, watch the TV show Seinfeld.

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by 1attice on Tuesday April 11, 2023 @12:02AM (#35520667)

For those people unfamiliar with 'TV shows', they are similar to HBO series, but with less interepisodic narrative.

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Re:Microsoft fixes 5-year-old Defender bug, reducing Firefox... by jonesnc on Tuesday April 11, 2023 @12:09PM (#35527184)

lmao

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