When USD comes crashing down, not everyone has access to gold.
If there's one thing worse than absurd volatility, it's hyperinflation.
The lack of KYC is a feature not a bug.
The part where the major stablecoins (eg. USDC or even Tether) hasn't failed yet, and the "dozen" you speak of are the equivalent of shitcoins that never had any traction in the first place.
In fact I would say that we are already behind the hay day of wild west crypto and are entering the phase of regulated fiance. Investors are already discovering why some of those regulations exist in the first place (latest example FTX) and governments are done standing at the sidelines.
How about the people who want to, you know buy stuff with crypto? Metamask has 10m+ downloads on the chrome store
I’m pretty sure those are the two demographics that crypto is for.
Regardless, I think given the wild west of crime and fraud a world without banking surveillance would allow I don't think that's a great plan, and I doubt legitimate banks would be for it either given the legal grief they would be constantly in, assuming that you still believe that assets should be able to be seized or frozen in case of identified illegal activity, and if not a bank now needs to be comfortable knowing it's enabling human trafficking and terrorism.
Why should a bank be willing to do business with you if they can't identify you?
Microsoft helping climb the slope of enlightenment doesn’t sound like a half-bad idea.