This is the fastest I've ever seen!

Fun game! After climbing to 1 million feet, it took over 500,000 more to finally reverse direction with the ship pointed down and the engines firing.

  Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

  Score: 869.4 point crash
  Speed: 7757.3mph
  Angle: 62.2°
  Time: 1319 seconds
  Flips: 0
  Max speed: 7757.3mph
  Max height: 1549465ft
  Engine used: 11 times
  Boosters used: 351 times
  https://ehmorris.com/lander/

Wow, I need to make a new crash blurb

How about some blurbs related to the flip count?

    Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

    Score: 421.9 point crash
    Speed: 3737.1mph
    Angle: 57.9°
    Time: 567 seconds
    Flips: 1463
    Max speed: 3737.1mph
    Max height: 47969ft
    Engine used: 3 times
    Boosters used: 140 times
    https://ehmorris.com/lander/

I just did a run with 469 flips (and a crash) and the rain of confetti from the hi-speed flipping was really something.

Exactly! Flipping it makes even more fun than the exact, propper, landing ;)

https://www.owsiak.org/i-just-could-not-help-myself-lander-i...

If you really want to, you should add achievements.

Well, my middle finger is numb, but I beat 1000 points. I took a straight path upward, and then switched to a horizontal -90° burn, slowly shifting to a -135° burn as I got closer to the ground.

    Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

    Score: 1606.2 point crash
    Speed: 14427.6mph
    Angle: 18.9°
    Time: 1567 seconds
    Flips: 14
    Max speed: 14427.6mph
    Max height: 1361872ft
    Engine used: 1 times
    Boosters used: 438 times
    https://ehmorris.com/lander/

The quickest (in terms of time elapsed) crash I've been able to get is 5 seconds. I think 4 may be just about possible, with the right initial conditions.

    A smooth… wait… you crashed

    Score: 26.1 point crash
    Speed: 94.8mph
    Angle: 140.9°
    Time: 5 seconds
    Flips: 0
    Max speed: 94.8mph
    Max height: 240ft
    Engine used: 1 times
    Boosters used: 4 times
    https://ehmorris.com/lander/

ehmorris, this is addicting for all the wrong reasons.

4 seconds on my 3rd attempt somehow

  A smooth… wait… you crashed

  Score: 29.0 point crash
  Speed: 88.2mph
  Angle: 173.4°
  Time: 4 seconds
  Flips: 0
  Max speed: 88.2mph
  Max height: 218ft
  Engine used: 1 times
  Boosters used: 3 times
  https://ehmorris.com/lander/

Nice. I can get 5 reliably, but haven't been able to get 4 at all.

Apparently the timing isn't tied to the framerate, so after I ran the game on a faster computer I got 2 seconds quite consistently

  A smooth… wait… you crashed

  Score: 28.7 point crash
  Speed: 80.4mph
  Angle: 178.4°
  Time: 2 seconds
  Flips: 0
  Max speed: 80.4mph
  Max height: 185ft
  Engine used: 1 times
  Boosters used: 2 times
  https://ehmorris.com/lander/

When you can actually land (not crash) in 2 seconds, NASA may have a role for you...

(8s was the best I managed but still a "fender bender").

Yeah that is a flaw. You could also just make your browser window very short on desktop. I think if it’s shorter than the lander height you may land in 0 seconds?

I made my browser short and then zoomed the window as large as possible

Daily Challenge #5 8.4 point crash

3.2mph | 82.2° | 0 flips So, so close to a landing, but still a crash

https://ehmorris.com/lander/ 0 seconds Max: 3.2mph | 12ft Game size: 191x57

I managed to get my rocket very very slowly rotating (<0.1° / s), so that I could just hold the acceleration and have it do one arc from launch to crash:

    Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

    Score: 1712.2 point crash
    Speed: 15226.2mph
    Angle: 174.3°
    Time: 5963 seconds
    Flips: 0
    Max speed: 15226.2mph
    Max height: 1993862ft
    Engine used: 21 times
    Boosters used: 14 times
    https://ehmorris.com/lander/

Now that's impressive.

1h40m for it though..., that's an extra 1h15m for just 800mph more. With some tweaking of your initial launch angle (get it somewhere between 40-60° rather than 0° which is what I'm assuming yours was, correct me if I'm wrong), plus maybe a second fine-tuning once you reach apolune, I'd guesstimate you could make 25000mph in ~3000 seconds.

This reminds me of when I made a parody "game" once, where all you had to do was click to get a point.

I had included a message at 10k, for a friend that I had expected to check the js source, but to my surprise a non-programmer friend send me a screenshot of it. He just kept clicking "to see if something would happen".

If only I had thought to turn it into an app with some ads at the time, there's a whole idle game genre these days. In some situations people will go to surprising lengths for a basically meaningless and pointless payoff. I still enjoy driving off the map in Trackmania myself. Takes almost an hour, but it's very zen.

Landed in 8 seconds -->

Terrible landing, you need to land slow and straight

Score: 27.9 point landing Speed: 11.3mph Angle: 5.6° Time: 8 seconds Flips: 0 Max speed: 39.0mph Max height: 173ft Engine used: 2 times Boosters used: 5 times https://ehmorris.com/lander/

I just got:

    Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

    Score: 309.4 point crash
    Speed: 2607.1mph
    Angle: 176.2°
    Time: 293 seconds
    Flips: 0
    Max speed: 2607.1mph
    Max height: 174828ft
    Engine used: 6 times
    Boosters used: 54 times
    https://ehmorris.com/lander/

lol (and now I see others have already beaten this...)

Took it up to 1 million feet, it took another 1.5 million feet to bleed off 4000mph upward acceleration, then turned the pointy end downwards and accelerated.

  Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

  Score: 1117.8 point crash
  Speed: 9876.7mph
  Angle: 177.3°
  Time: 2101 seconds
  Flips: 0
  Max speed: 9876.7mph
  Max height: 2505688ft
  Engine used: 3 times
  Boosters used: 271 times
  https://ehmorris.com/lander/

I used the same strategy. Same results with the bleed off. I was surprised how much I had to keep correcting my angle on the way up and down.

    Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth    
    
    Score: 921.4 point crash
    Speed: 8113.1mph
    Angle: 174.8°
    Time: 1638 seconds
    Flips: 0
    Max speed: 8113.1mph
    Max height: 1686337ft
    Engine used: 417 times
    Boosters used: 603 times
    https://ehmorris.com/lander/

I now have joined the club too

Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

Score: 314.8 point crash

Speed: 2657.5mph

Angle: 174.1°

Time: 471 seconds

Flips: 0

Max speed: 2657.5mph

Max height: 179734ft

Engine used: 4 times

Boosters used: 83 times

https://ehmorris.com/lander/

i'm now a club member too Unbelievable, the crater is visible from Earth

Score: 324.3 point crash

Speed: 2900.4mph

Angle: 16.7°

Time: 1943 seconds

Flips: 56

Max speed: 2900.4mph

Max height: 751071ft

Engine used: 14 times

Boosters used: 170 times

https://ehmorris.com/lander/

Not the worst landing, but not very good either

Score: 63.6 point landing Speed: 4.9mph Angle: 4.1° Time: 26 seconds Flips: 0 Max speed: 21.5mph Max height: 236ft Engine used: 30 times Boosters used: 8 times https://ehmorris.com/lander/