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Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by arberx on Thursday February 23, 2023 @12:51PM (#34913917)
"Today is a sad day for all tiktokies..."
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by outside1234 on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:00PM (#34914834)
"I take full responsibility for my 30% equity share"
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by floucky on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:09PM (#34914933)
"We recruited too many people during Covid"
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by oars on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:44PM (#34915436)
"The economic reality which we face today differs from the one we had predicted."
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by FlyingSnake on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:46PM (#34915464)
"I am reminded in moments like this, of something Martin Luther King said..."
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by genericone on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:51PM (#34915517)
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by penguin_booze on Thursday February 23, 2023 @03:04PM (#34915722)
"Thank you for all the data you have harvested and elections interfered with. The Emperor thanks you for your services".
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by karolist on Thursday February 23, 2023 @03:19PM (#34915906)
"I wish you weren't laid off but I wish that less than laying you off."
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by guywithabike on Thursday February 23, 2023 @03:22PM (#34915948)
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Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by wpietri on Thursday February 23, 2023 @03:05PM (#34915743)
"Macroeconomic changes have made it impossible for me to want to pay you": https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/macroeconomic-changes-ha...
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by metadat on Thursday February 23, 2023 @10:24PM (#34920375)
Discussed 1 month ago:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34515267 (407 comments)

Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by georgyo on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:59PM (#34915647)
"Things are not all bad, last quarter profits were up 100%"
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by trashtestcrash on Thursday February 23, 2023 @02:49PM (#34915495)
“The world we operate in has changed”
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by MuffinFlavored on Thursday February 23, 2023 @03:19PM (#34915905)
"We know you scrolled just every so slightly slower past the video of the young girls dancing provocatively in skimpy clothing"
Re:TikTok-owner ByteDance planning to layoff thousands in co... by coffeebeqn on Thursday February 23, 2023 @09:10PM (#34919818)
Honestly I’d love the dadaism if the TikTok CEO would do one of those obnoxious TikTok videos announcing the layoffs.

Robot voice and pointing at things while making dumb faces or dancing