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Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by qbasic_forever on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @11:30AM (#34612904)
The problem with old cookbooks is that ingredients and tastes change dramatically over the years.

Pork for example in the 50s was way, way different than pork today--in the 70s and 80s pork producers decided pork had a bad reputation and bred pigs to be leaner with less fat so it would be sold as healthy food (remember the slogan, 'Pork: the other white meat'?). So if you had pork chops in the 50s they were much fattier and better tasting, almost like steak, vs. what you get today. A tomato meat sauce from that era might have you just use fat pork chunks instead of beef and if you make that same recipe to the letter today you'll just get dry nasty shredded pork.

Another example is jello and aspic. In the 60s jello was new and turned into a fad to make aspic-like dishes, basically meat inside a rich and hearty congealed fat. If you look at cookbooks of that era you'll see all kinds of horrifying things like tuna fish in jello--it was novel at the time but now a curiosity.

Old cookbooks are fun but IMHO I would stick with stuff from recent decades.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by ben7799 on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @11:56AM (#34613392)
Joy of cooking has been updated many times since 1950.

The editions from 30 years ago already had changes and guidance related to the changes in the way pork is raised/bred/produced. All those Aspic & gross molded meat recipes were banished from mainstream cookbooks 40+ years ago too.

The internet recipes certainly don't take this kind of thing into account. Lots of them are bad versions of recipes that were plagiarized from famous cookbooks, which changes that don't make sense or issues that you will discover if you follow the recipe.

Many of these recipe blogs are not interested in quality of the recipe, just quality of the SEO and getting their ad dollars. They are also certainly not interested in keeping the recipe healthy since they are probably not actually making the food from the recipe and eating it.

You can do far better with an actual cookbook. I think the actual recipes on the internet are probably all just content farm nonsense. ChatGPT is probably really useful for writing the nonsense stuff at the top of the blog that helps with SEO!

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by qbasic_forever on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:10PM (#34613676)
No one mentioned Joy of Cooking here, and you glossed over my recommendation to get a cookbook from recent decades (not the 50s!)... like an updated version of The Joy of Cooking.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by nofreelunch on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @01:42PM (#34615409)
Joy of cooking was mentioned multiple times here. Are you alright? What is the problem? You are being really pushy about a topic you seem to have marginal knowledge of.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by qbasic_forever on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @04:16PM (#34617894)
Joy of Cooking was mentioned zero times in the comment I made originally and was replied to here above. I have no idea why the reply to me above mentioned it.

Betty Crocker cookbook is what this whole comment thread was about. I trust you realize there is a very big difference between Joy of Cooking, a book written by the late Julia Childs, and The Betty Crocker Cookbook, a book written by a fictitious person invented by a giant corporation to market and sell their processed food. Please read and comprehend before you reply.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by nofreelumch on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @05:03PM (#34618566)
Again, you are wrong.

Julia Child had nothing to do with writing the Joy of Cooking.

You have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Sit down little man.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by grigri907 on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @08:50PM (#34620981)
Why the deceptively-named second account?
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by bluGill on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @02:17PM (#34616007)
More than once I've seen an internet recipe on a large site where the person who submitted the recipe says what is published has minimal relation to what they submitted. All too often I see ketchup substituted for tomato sauce and a bit of sugar.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by nofreelunch on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:01PM (#34613511)
Professional chef of 20 years here. Old Betty Crocker cookbooks are absolutely essential in any kitchen library, and vary from year to year, so it is worth having several. Some of the best, most reliable recipes you will ever find will come from these sources. Your advice here is terrible. Don't give advice that you aren't qualified to.

As long as the recipes use standard measurements (i.e. no "knuckle of butter" type measurements) you are in great hands with Betty Crocker manuals and Joy of Cooking. Also, Julia Child and Jacques Pepìn are not from recent decades. It is difficult to overstate how terrible your advice here is.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by qbasic_forever on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:05PM (#34613583)
Betty Crocker is a marketing invention. She is a fictitious character made to sell food: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Crocker

I don't think you know what you're talking about, lol. At least recommend someone that exists and has legitimately good advice and history like Julia Childs and The Joy of Cooking.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by nofreelunch on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:29PM (#34614090)
You obviously didn't read my comment. I prefer Joy of Cooking to Betty Crocker manuals, but both are written by teams of culinary professionals.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by qbasic_forever on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @04:15PM (#34617877)
Your attitude which started with your first comment is terrible. You're getting what you give here.

Lurk more before you post.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by fknorangesite on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:50PM (#34614494)
> Betty Crocker is a marketing invention. She is a fictitious character made to sell food

Did anyone here suggest otherwise? It's just a brand name. Big deal.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by astura on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @01:06PM (#34614757)
Nobody thinks Betty Crocker is a real person?
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by Tams80 on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @01:22PM (#34615034)
Congratulations on informing us Buzzfeed writer.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by jspash on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:43PM (#34614366)
I've never heard of butter measured in knuckles. I thought they used knobs?
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by theshrike79 on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @03:22PM (#34617035)
Americans still use "sticks" for some reason =)
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by rrauenza on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:44PM (#34614394)
I can't not think of this song now when Betty Crocker is mentioned:

Betty Crocker's Bail by Clare Fader and the Vaudevillains - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwhW_RrNOc

  Mrs. Betty Crocker is going to jail
  Her chocolate brownie cake mix is looking mighty stale
  Good ladies of the city are having a bake sale
  Raising necessary dough for Betty Crocker's bail
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by deltarholamda on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @01:54PM (#34615618)
Exactly. What you're looking for here is a collection of various cookbooks that you use as a starting point to create your own recipes, which you collect an store in whatever fashion pleases you.

Gran might have used index cards in a box, I use a 3-ring binder, you might use a Wordpress installation on a vanity domain. Doesn't matter.

The Betty Crocker is a great starting point for a wide variety of dishes. America's Test Kitchen released a book with 100 recipes that covers a wide variety of basics. I have a copy of "Real Stew" that is invaluable. All these go on a shelf as reference, to be transcribed into your own recipe book as you choose.

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by denton-scratch on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @03:21PM (#34617021)
I use my memory (my repertoire is small, and my recipes are not sensitive to quantities).
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by focom on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @02:44PM (#34616446)
How can a professional chef end up on HN? I am curious. Did you turn into a dev later in life?
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by NaOH on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @02:56PM (#34616649)
Chefs are most definitely hackers, just operating in a different medium.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by JohnFen on Thursday February 02, 2023 @04:39PM (#34633504)
Absolutely. And not just hackers, they're also, literally, makers.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by nofreelumch on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @05:07PM (#34618624)
More of a superuser than a hacker. General interest in technology my whole life. Still a chef.
Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by psychphysic on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @12:12PM (#34613716)
There's a great YouTube channel I'm not 100% of the name since I subscribed ages ago.

Tasting history with Maximilian

And I've never recommended it to anyone but I bet if someone enjoyed your comment as much as I did they'd enjoy that channel!

Re:Why are online recipes always so long-winded? by Tams80 on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @01:27PM (#34615112)
Well, he did just recently cook and eat leather, the mad man.