That one appears to be earnest, but Scaled Agile DevOps is definitely parody.[1]

[1]: https://scaledagiledevops.com/

“All teams should assemble in the Convoy Alignment room for this multi-day celebration of detailed planning. It is important that the alignment happens in person and that everyone travels to a remote location to eliminate distractions from less important things such as family or pets.”

Wow, this is so fun to read!

I wish. It's the rational people back again, this time leaning heavily on agile to sell to the c-suite. Everything good here is common sense or stolen from elsewhere; everything else is at best absolutely terriblev and at it's worse permanently damaging

No, to the point that there is this website - https://safedelusion.com/