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Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by firstSpeaker on Saturday January 21, 2023 @01:39PM (#34468898)
well... https://www.scaledagileframework.com/ has gone so far into the koo koo land that teams are dysfunctional because of them.
Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by canadianfella on Saturday January 21, 2023 @01:46PM (#34468986)
Is this a parody website?
Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by __derek__ on Saturday January 21, 2023 @01:50PM (#34469032)
That one appears to be earnest, but Scaled Agile DevOps is definitely parody.[1]

[1]: https://scaledagiledevops.com/

Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by 56friends on Saturday January 21, 2023 @03:04PM (#34469819)
“All teams should assemble in the Convoy Alignment room for this multi-day celebration of detailed planning. It is important that the alignment happens in person and that everyone travels to a remote location to eliminate distractions from less important things such as family or pets.”
Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by firstSpeaker on Saturday January 21, 2023 @03:10PM (#34469880)
Wow, this is so fun to read!
Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by winphone1974 on Saturday January 21, 2023 @02:47PM (#34469629)
I wish. It's the rational people back again, this time leaning heavily on agile to sell to the c-suite. Everything good here is common sense or stolen from elsewhere; everything else is at best absolutely terriblev and at it's worse permanently damaging
Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by Throw10987 on Saturday January 21, 2023 @03:09PM (#34469871)
No, to the point that there is this website - https://safedelusion.com/
Re:Capital One axes 1k tech roles by winphone1974 on Saturday January 21, 2023 @01:50PM (#34469039)
We're in our second PI planning session and beyond SAFe it's gone so far off the rails we're into week 2 of planning. So bad that I'm likely to quit over the experience