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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by Manuel_D on Thursday January 12, 2023 @06:28PM (#34361748)
Most states disallow traps - they're indiscriminate devices that could harm people with legitimate reasons to go on your property, e.g. emergency workers.
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by mjfl on Thursday January 12, 2023 @06:47PM (#34361973)
what are they gonna do, arrest me?
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by chrischen on Thursday January 12, 2023 @06:55PM (#34362052)
They could arrest whoever owns that land.
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by culi on Thursday January 12, 2023 @07:01PM (#34362107)
they'd have to navigate the dungeon first. if they do that, then I guess me being arrested is their prize
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by akomtu on Thursday January 12, 2023 @08:12PM (#34362703)
They can summon your spirit and bind it to a prison cell (assuming you'll build a pyramid with traps).
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by krapp on Thursday January 12, 2023 @07:04PM (#34362132)
Their fault for sending the clerics in before the rogue.
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by theandrewbailey on Friday January 13, 2023 @09:04AM (#34367860)
They're too late by definition: the dead have no need for emergency services.
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by djbebs on Friday January 13, 2023 @10:35AM (#34369174)
There are no legitimate reasons to go on my property.
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Re:Want a Viking Funeral? Only State That Allows It Is Colorado by TheCoelacanth on Friday January 13, 2023 @04:09PM (#34373906)
Nonsense. Property ownership is not absolute.

If the police can convince a judge that there is probably cause to believe that a crime is being committed on your property and to give them a warrant, that would be a legitimate reason to go to your property.

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