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Re:What it's like to live in Monaco by ChuckNorris89 on Friday December 09, 2022 @04:50AM (#33919515)
My start-up sells IoT enabled guillotines you can control via blockchain. Interested?
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Re:What it's like to live in Monaco by blippage on Friday December 09, 2022 @05:52AM (#33919941)
"Your cutting blade is not compatible with this device. The guillotine has been disabled for safety reasons."
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Re:What it's like to live in Monaco by euroderf on Friday December 09, 2022 @06:35AM (#33920198)
"Each citizen must go under the blade. As the blade is released, your financial and social history are reviewed by our mostly-reliable mostly-fair A.I. for the possibility of pardon."
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