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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by semiquaver on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @06:53PM (#33809869)
It has stiff competition, but I’m certain that “Elastician” is the worst company demonym I’ve heard so far.
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by trynewideas on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @07:19PM (#33810243)
"Grafanista"[1] irks me more.

1: https://grafana.com/blog/2022/07/29/inside-grafana-labs-my-f...

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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by adharmad on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @06:56PM (#33809920)
There is Tweep
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by reducesuffering on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @08:14PM (#33810867)
This is the one. It's like creep, dweeb, and twat all in one.
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by mherdeg on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @07:18PM (#33810230)
Is there a db of these somewhere? What does IBM call its staff? Oracle?
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by bigtunacan on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @07:31PM (#33810428)
Employees?
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by kthejoker2 on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @07:48PM (#33810620)
IBM should call themselves Blueys

Come join the Oracult

Snowflake ... well let's not go there.

Signed: a Brickster

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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by thecosmicfrog on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @08:17PM (#33810896)
It was "IBMers" when I was there.
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by dohdhdaa on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @06:58PM (#33809940)
May I introduce you to “Metamate”
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by kjeetgill on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @08:50PM (#33811207)
Lest best list I've found so far is pretty light: https://mikepope.com/blog/AddComment.aspx?blogid=2354
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by 404mm on Wednesday November 30, 2022 @11:27PM (#33812328)
Does Redditor count?
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by softwaredoug on Thursday December 01, 2022 @07:51AM (#33815591)
Redditor is a user of Reddit, not an employee. Employees have our own name :)
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by bobosha on Thursday December 01, 2022 @07:52PM (#33825327)
care to share?
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by throwaway2729 on Thursday December 01, 2022 @01:29AM (#33813035)
Walmartians
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Re:Elastic.co lays off 13% of team by compsciphd on Thursday December 01, 2022 @09:40AM (#33816793)
actually all walmart employees are referred to as "associates".
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