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Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by usehand on Friday November 18, 2022 @12:54AM (#33650928)
> Specifically my guess (and I'm no expert) is a plasma wakefield accelerator feeding a free electron laser to get tunable wavelength EUV light far cheaper and simpler than what they've got now

Don't you think they'll also be using a retro encabulator, with the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance being used to generate the EUV light?

Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by throwaway773748 on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:26AM (#33651075)
I honestly can not tell if this is a serious question or a joke throwing around physics techno babble... Maybe this is how business people feel when we try to explain why some data somewhere is out of sync because of system problems.
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by usehand on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:37AM (#33651139)
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by exikyut on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:08AM (#33651356)
I've just realized I really need to see this video re-shot next to a Shiny-Looking Thing at an ASML facility, preferably one with glowy lights emanating out of it somewhere.

(I've also just realized at least 10 companies have probably re-shot this internally with their own equipment. Argh.)

Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by femto on Friday November 18, 2022 @03:21AM (#33651854)
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by beebeepka on Friday November 18, 2022 @01:56AM (#33651283)
Almost disappointed you didn't mention a flux capacitor but I guess it would have been too obvious
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by catoc on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:08AM (#33651353)
I was going to mention 'magneto-reluctance' but you covered that as well!

Wish I could upvote tenfold to further increase your customer focus on operator excellence.

Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by prox on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:30AM (#33651490)
Yes, but only if they can prevent side fumbling, using state of the art hydrocoptic marzul vanes.
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by usehand on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:38AM (#33651538)
I don't think that would work... It would probably lead to sinusoidal depleneration.
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by jamiek88 on Friday November 18, 2022 @02:43AM (#33651582)
No we have half spin Allen dampeners for that.
Re:ASML looking to finally get ahead of Moore’s Law by sambapa on Friday November 18, 2022 @06:02AM (#33653014)
Please stop making me feel like I'm on Reddit