Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by i_like_apis on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @04:36AM
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That LOC thing with Twitter is just a big rumor. There are a lot of dumb rumors about Twitter and Musk floating around. Don’t believe / repeat everything you hear.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by blitzar on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @05:11AM
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They used a thanos style random number generator. If the day in your DOB is an odd number you were fired.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by anomaly_ on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @05:56AM
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Well, I guess you don't want unlucky people working for you!
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by blitzar on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:26AM
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It is on the listicle of things to make you highly successful.
- Wake up at 4am every day.
- Only hire lucky people (they get to work for you that instantly makes them one of the lucky ones right!?)
- Fire the unlucky people or the people having a bad day (its a pretty bad and/or unlucky day when you get fired, if they had any luck at all you wouldnt have thought of their name when you decided to fire someone)
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by misnome on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:48AM
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> - Fire the unlucky people
The perfect way to select for luck! Fire people randomly, therefore you will on average only have lucky people working for you! Genius!
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by mrjin on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @07:28AM
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I don't think they really care who get fired. To those executives in large organizations, individual contributors are no more than a number. As long as they can make the numbers they do care looking better, no one really matters much.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by joeblubaugh on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:04AM
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The “print your code” thing happened.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by i_like_apis on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @08:07AM
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And?
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by ahahahahah on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @12:11PM
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If the dumbest of the rumors was actually true, it may be prudent not to doubt the others.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by i_like_apis on Thursday November 10, 2022 @01:27AM
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A dumb sounding thing happened, which wasn’t even a rumor, there were lots of pictures of it - so that means you should believe a lot of other non-credible stuff coming from people who passionately hate Musk?
No that doesn’t follow.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by colinmhayes on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @10:49AM
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My performance reviews are largely based on the quality of code too. Reviewing code doesn't just mean counting lines.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by joeblubaugh on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:05AM
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They fired over 80% of their Colorado employees - no way that was performance-based.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by adwww on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @08:50AM
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Unless that location was working on a particular problem that meant fewer LoC.
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by rsynnott on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @08:23AM
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That's not firing on performance, though, it's just nonsense. Some layoffs are _actually_ performance-based, but assuming the thing about the twitter lines of code is true, that's firing based on leadership incompetence, and it would hardly count against people (unless they're applying to IBM in the 1980s, which actually _did_ use line counts for performance management...)
Also, it was all over the news that Twitter fired probably based on performance (lines of code, yeah, I know). Wondering if this will make it difficult for the twitter folks to get hired compared to those from FB.