Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by misnome on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:48AM
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> - Fire the unlucky people
The perfect way to select for luck! Fire people randomly, therefore you will on average only have lucky people working for you! Genius!
Re:Mark Zuckerberg confirms broad layoffs to begin at Meta
by mrjin on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @07:28AM
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I don't think they really care who get fired. To those executives in large organizations, individual contributors are no more than a number. As long as they can make the numbers they do care looking better, no one really matters much.
- Wake up at 4am every day.
- Only hire lucky people (they get to work for you that instantly makes them one of the lucky ones right!?)
- Fire the unlucky people or the people having a bad day (its a pretty bad and/or unlucky day when you get fired, if they had any luck at all you wouldnt have thought of their name when you decided to fire someone)