If there was a comedy tour for IT/Programmer types, I'd pay to see you guys in it.
Best thing about your stuff is that it's literally all funny precisely because it's all true.
Well I was in the middle of that. When the Director decided to show off the new security doors. So he closed the room up. Then found out that new security doors didn’t work. I find out as I’m coming back to turn AC back on. Room will get hot really fast.
We get office Security to unlock door. He says he doesn’t have authority. His supervisor will be by later in the day.
Completely deadpan, and in front of several VPs of a forth one 50.
I turn to guy to my right who lived nearby. “Go home and get your chainsaw”
We were quickly let in. Also got fast approval to install proper cooling.