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Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by ciconia on Sunday October 02, 2022 @12:37AM (#33052901)
> '…This means a future of abundance, a future where there is no poverty, where you can have whatever you want in terms of products and services. It really is a fundamental transformation of civilization as we know it.'

Good for you, Elon. Meanwhile, back on earth...

Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by sschueller on Sunday October 02, 2022 @04:00PM (#33059612)
The future could be now if you paid your employees a fair wage and didn't run apartheid assembly plants.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by rbanffy on Monday October 03, 2022 @07:06AM (#33065867)
“The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed”

― William Gibson

Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by bergenty on Sunday October 02, 2022 @11:38AM (#33056853)
What does that even mean?
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by theflyingelvis on Sunday October 02, 2022 @12:06AM (#33052740)
I wish this con man would give me my ‘fully autonomous driving’ that I paid so much for three years ago rather than make useless ‘robots’. Sigh.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by dham on Sunday October 02, 2022 @09:29AM (#33055710)
I mean you can do both and we'll probably have to solve general intelligence to have "fully" autonomous driving anyway. If you just want good adaptive cruise control (what most people actually want) then a lot of manufacturers have that. (GM Cruise, Autopilot, OpenPilot, Kia's ACC)
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by GoToRO on Tuesday October 04, 2022 @08:57AM (#33079649)
Maybe the robot can drive your car around...

(runs)

Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by ricardobeat on Sunday October 02, 2022 @06:28AM (#33054676)
Just five years ago, a robot that operates on its own power and can pick up a box without losing balance was a technological marvel. Boston Dynamics does it, but notice it still uses industrial suction pads, not robotic hands, and as far as we’ve seen it doesn’t operate autonomously yet. For a project this young the Tesla Robot seems like an amazing achievement, but the goalposts are always shifting in the public eye.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by retrocryptid on Sunday October 02, 2022 @09:10AM (#33055597)
I think asimo's been around for a while. Just demonstrates the market for overpriced humanoid robots wasn't especially big 10 years ago either.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by ricardobeat on Sunday October 02, 2022 @04:13PM (#33059735)
Asimo never went beyond a tech demo. The few videos we have are either demonstrations, or in a lab setting (like James May's) where the robot is tethered. Its abilities were very basic, and it was never seen carrying a load other than a tray with paper cups.

Comparisons to Boston Dynamics' robots would be a bit more relevant, at least in terms of agility and dexterity.

Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by retrocryptid on Saturday October 08, 2022 @06:53PM (#33136825)
Ah. I didn't realize Musk's robot was generally available.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by jakobnissen on Sunday October 02, 2022 @04:55AM (#33054206)
At some point, we've got to accept that Elon Musk is either lying, or delusionally optimistic when he talks about his future products.

Whether he's talking about fully self-driving cars, mars expeditions, The Boring Company, Neuralink, Teslas cargo trucks, or now this robot, his promises have been wildly unrealistic.

Whether it's lying or optimism, we should just stop paying attention to what he claims his companies can do, and instead take seriously what they actually do.

Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by mrandish on Sunday October 02, 2022 @12:47PM (#33057663)
> "delusionally optimistic"

Often, this is a necessary aspect of the entrepreneurial mindset. Necessary but not sufficient because the ability to curate ideas, organize resources, execute and deliver are also required.

Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by noitpmeder on Sunday October 02, 2022 @09:38AM (#33055772)
I think it's definitely a bit of both, which is why he's a fantastic marketer for his products. At this point it's basically defined who he is.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by me_me_me on Monday October 03, 2022 @10:41AM (#33068151)
oh yeah, I already forgot. We were promised first lunch to mars by the end of this year. I cannot wait for musk to surely deliver on time yet again \s
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by floatinglotus on Sunday October 02, 2022 @12:00AM (#33052704)
It’s an Aibo. Elon build an Aibo.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by bergenty on Sunday October 02, 2022 @11:40AM (#33056869)
They built that in a year. Most companies can’t even complete a basic software implementation in that time.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by thenthenthen on Sunday October 02, 2022 @03:21PM (#33059260)
Tethered to ‘something’ nonetheless
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by suitcaseman2 on Sunday October 02, 2022 @05:05AM (#33054262)
at least aibo is usefull
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by sixQuarks on Saturday October 01, 2022 @05:09PM (#33050133)
That Evan Ackerman “journalist” is just an anti-Elon hack.
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by devb on Sunday October 02, 2022 @08:16AM (#33055246)
Hahaha! A quick look at his profile shows that isn't remotely true. https://spectrum.ieee.org/u/evan-ackerman
Re:For Better or Worse, Tesla Bot Is What We Expected by croes on Saturday October 01, 2022 @07:33PM (#33051162)
Elon Musk is an anti-Elon hack.