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Re:Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark by sgt on Sunday September 04, 2022 @03:57AM (#32710881)
Or JawaScript
Re:Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark by stockerta on Sunday September 04, 2022 @04:09AM (#32710936)
Disney enters the chat
Re:Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark by debesyla on Sunday September 04, 2022 @04:45AM (#32711125)
Or JavaScript, but not after the type of coffee, but the island.

...wait, no.

Re:Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark by amelius on Sunday September 04, 2022 @07:22AM (#32711880)
How about JECMAScript?

You still get to abbreviate it like JS, use the filename extension ".js", etc.

Re:Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark by sgt on Sunday September 04, 2022 @03:00PM (#32716485)
Too close to Yuck-ma-script.
Re:Dear Oracle, Please Release the JavaScript Trademark by benbristow on Tuesday September 06, 2022 @07:12AM (#32735481)
HotDrinkScript

BeanJuiceScript