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Re:Tactical Combat Umbrella by grubbs on Friday August 26, 2022 @11:19PM (#32615303)
I walk 20 mins every day to work in Baltimore and was slightly interested.

But then I realized I'd rather just give someone my cell phone and wallet instead of a fight to the death with an umbrella..

Re:Tactical Combat Umbrella by fortysixdegrees on Saturday August 27, 2022 @02:50AM (#32616468)
I think this is my favourite unlikely HN comment of all time
Re:Tactical Combat Umbrella by jack_pp on Saturday August 27, 2022 @12:27AM (#32615690)
you don't have to fight to the death though, most perps would be deterred by most victims if they actually fought back or even gave the impression they'll fight back
Re:Tactical Combat Umbrella by fortysixdegrees on Saturday August 27, 2022 @02:52AM (#32616477)
Meth.

You don't understand 'most perps'

Just run

Re:Tactical Combat Umbrella by brudgers on Saturday August 27, 2022 @01:53AM (#32616160)
If you bring an umbrella to a gun fight, I know which way to bet.