News for hackers. Stuff that matters.
Re:Code in Database vs. Code in Application by somehnguy on Monday July 11, 2022 @10:08PM (#32064755)
If embedding C functions into my database is the ‘right way’, well I’ll stick to the ‘wrong way’.
Re:Code in Database vs. Code in Application by pjmlp on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @01:18AM (#32065932)
Apparently we have some reading comprehension problem => "...although I really wouldn't advocate for it.".
Re:Code in Database vs. Code in Application by somehnguy on Tuesday July 12, 2022 @10:55AM (#32070896)
I skimmed, sue me :)

It being available means people will do it, and I want nothing to do with that.

My team is unfortunately responsible for maintaining a legacy monstrosity of an app that uses thousand line stored procs. You’re kinda advocating for that as ‘right’. I’ll take a ‘fad’ database missing the ‘proper tooling’ to let people do such things any day.