Hmm, looks like corporate money gets sh*t done.

Yep. That's the thing about the open source dream; especially for work like this that requires enough time commitment to understand the whole system, and a lot of uninteresting grinding details such that very few people would do it for fun, you really need people being funded to work on it full-time (and a 1-year academic grant probably doesn't cut it), and businesses are really the only source for that.