the visual in my mind of someone doing this is just not good. hillarious, but not good. thanks for that. I will have to include this in an as yet unwritten comedy script about the Odd Couple like roommates

It's actually not that bad, its like doritos but chicken flavor.

And a bit oilier. I think I only boiled it 2 or 3 times before switching over fully. If I was in a real rush I'd dump rhe powder in my mouth and eat the brick before the flavor faded. If i had time to boil water I had time to make a $1 totinos pizza.

Everything you just said is literally that bad.

This was a favourite lunch of mine as a kid - something about the texture was very appealing.

We weren’t poor or anything, I just liked it.