“Mike, this is my new number. Let's play golf tomorrow and talk about working together?” (My name isn’t Mike.)
“Hello, how's Kevin doing?” (My name isn’t Kevin and I doubt they're talking about anyone I know whose name is Kevin.)
The thing that always seems so weird to me is, if I’m on some list, why are there so few messages? Is this some group that keeps their list of numbers to themselves and is very disciplined with how often it sends out scam attempts?
The profile picture was the smiling face of an Asian girl. I didn’t bother to respond.
This was followed by the text "hi, is this Grèg frm Sañta Barbara?.? It is Jennifer."
Clearly some sort of scam is afoot, but I don't know what it is. And virtually no effort has been made to be at all convincing, given the diacritics.
It may have been a totally wrong number or the start of a scam. I decided not to engage and haven't heard back. Considering how mad they came across in the initial message, I can only assume silence means it was a scam.
I got
"Hello are you Mr.Jack? My aunt recommended you to me,saying that the found the shop I wantend."
Burmese phone number.
I had a photo of an Asian lady holding a Starbucks cup at a restaurant. Maybe an office, actually? The photo was reversed, as the lettering on the cup was backwards.
> Hi Dr. Jack! My cat is very slow and does not eat cat food. Can you make an appointment for me?
> Sorry, you have the wrong number
> Sorry, I just checked, I entered a wrong number, please don't mind. hope I did not disturb you.
> Best of luck with your cat!
> thank you for understanding. You are a kind person. where do you come from.
And then I just moved on with my day, because as nice as that sounded I wasn't looking for a conversation.
The contact profile image is of a young, attractive Asian woman, I think at a restaurant. No reverse image results on Tineye or Google.
[Edit: I’ve had this number for over 20 years (not “nearly 20”) and now I feel old.]