France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe vegetarian products

Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by shireboy on Thursday June 30, 2022 @09:22PM (#31940975)

Was thinking this is going to lead to some cringey product names. "veak" and "vausage" for the uncreative and it goes downhill from there. Our family calls it "feat" for "fake meat"

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by pkaye on Thursday June 30, 2022 @09:30PM (#31941045)

I'm trademarking 5teak, 5ausage, Chee5e and Mi7k.

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by Rodeoclash on Thursday June 30, 2022 @10:02PM (#31941310)

Sounds like what's on the menu at The Black Sun in Snow Crash

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by shaky-carrousel on Friday July 01, 2022 @12:14PM (#31948618)

I'd go with "malk".

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by franciscop on Thursday June 30, 2022 @11:20PM (#31941920)

Mi1k?

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by hulitu on Friday July 01, 2022 @03:43AM (#31943552)

M337k

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by pg_1234 on Friday July 01, 2022 @01:42PM (#31949973)

Just call it Milf

You'll get free viral marketing ...

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by muziq on Friday July 01, 2022 @03:43PM (#31951705)

M!lk..

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Re:France bans veggie ′steaks,′ ′sausages′ to describe veget... by cheese_goddess on Friday July 01, 2022 @01:17PM (#31949616)

I call bids on "Klim".

Klim™

I guess Keats™ is taken, and I can't trademark Team™, but I'll try.

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