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Re:Lost USB with 460k city residents’ personal data found by drdeadringer on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:02AM (#31863232)
> audited

I've not before seen this word used to substitute for being checked over for being robbed.

Re:Lost USB with 460k city residents’ personal data found by plainnoodles on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:07AM (#31863352)
I don't usually actually laugh at HN comments, but when I read "audited" in this context, I did. I don't know why, but this kind of tongue-in-cheek use of a more "sophisticated" word to refer to something mundane like robbery is my kind of humor.
Re:Lost USB with 460k city residents’ personal data found by rr888 on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:29AM (#31863708)
After spending too much time with External Audit on meetings and reports, I'd actually prefer being mugged.
Re:Lost USB with 460k city residents’ personal data found by IncRnd on Friday June 24, 2022 @11:47AM (#31864063)
I guess you don't like getting soced.