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Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by ineedasername on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @11:10AM (#31098047)
>He needs a reason to stop digging the tunnel.

Agreed, but once he unleashes the Balrog it will be a bit too late. Then the area will be a Superfund site for generations until some grey guy shows up with a stick & an attitude.

Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by CaptainJustin on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @11:11AM (#31098076)
I wouldn't worry. The Balrog shall not pass.
Re:How can I get my boyfriend to stop digging his tunnel? by manholio on Wednesday April 20, 2022 @01:42PM (#31100387)
The Balrog are decent people.