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Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:49AM (#30957584)
Here are some of the many of Los Angeles Times’ newspaper headlines that they used to help with their circulations:

1966 - Oil gone in 10 years

1968 - Overpopulation will spread worldwide

1969 - Everyone will disappear in a Cloud of Blue Steam in 1989

1970 - World will use up its natural resources by 2000

1970 - Urban citizens will require gas mask by 1985

1970 - Nitrogen buildup will make all lands unusable

1970 - Decaying pollution will kill all the fish

1970s - Killer Bees!!!

1970 - Ice Age by 2000

1970 - Americans will be subjected to water rationing by 1975 and food rationing by 1980

1971 - New Ice Age coming by 2020 or 2030

1972 - New Ice Age by 2070

1972 - Oil depleted in 20 years

1974 - Space satellites show New Ice Age coming fast

1974 - Another Ice Age?

1974 - Ozone depletion a great peril to life

1976 - Scientific consensus planet cooling; famines imminent

1977 - Department of Energy says oil will peak in 90s.

1978 - No end in sight to 30-year global cooling

1980 - Acid rain kills life in lakes

1980 - Peak oil in 2000

1988 - Regional drought (that never happened) in 90s.

1988 - Temperatures in DC will hit record high (no records broken)

1988 - Maldive Islands will be underwater by 2018 (nope)

1989 - Rising sea level will obliterate nations if nothing done by 2000.

1989 - New York City Westside Highway underwater by 2018.

1990 - Cellphones caused cancer

1996 - Peak oil in 2020

2000 - Children won’t know what snow is

2001 - WiFi causes cancer

2002 - Famines if we don’t give up eating fishes, meat, and diary

2002 - Peak oil in 2010

2004 - Britain will be Siberia by 2024

2005 - Manhattan underwater by 2015

2006 - Super Hurricanes!!!

2008 - Arctic will be ice-free by 2018

2008 - Climate genius Al Gore predict ice-free Arctic by 2013

2009 - Climate genius Prince Charles says we have 96 months to save the world

2009 UK Prime Ministers says 50 days to “save planet from catastrophe”

2009 Al Gore moves ice-free Arctic prediction from 2013 to 2014

2010 - 4G cell tower causes cancers.

2013 Arctic ice-free by 2015

2014 Only 500 days before climate chaos

2019 - Hey Greta, we really need you to convince them this time.

2020 - Australian bush fires are caused by climate change.

2020 - 5G cellular towers causes cancers.

2020 - Polar bears could be lost by 2100

2021 - Volcano caldera ready to wipe out civilization

Ummmm, ok. Should I be unjading myself by now?

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by dpedu on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:59AM (#30957830)
Hmm. While I agree with the premise here I decided to track down some of these articles by putting some of them into a search engine.

I found a subset of this list here, with links to sources. But most of the sources aren't LA Times: https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/50-years-of-failed-doomsday-e...

But others, I couldn't find at all:

- 4G cell tower causes cancers.

I'm not sure what to think about this list. I would be extremely interested in the source articles, if they're actually out there.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:25AM (#30958378)
I did say “some” but LA Times too did chime in with The Guardians (UK).

https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-cellphone-5g-health-2...

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by umanwizard on Friday April 08, 2022 @03:33PM (#30961520)
You said "these are some of..." not "some of these are...".

"X1, X2, X3 are some of Y" means that {X1, X2, X3} is a subset of Y. "Some of X1, X2, X3 are Y" means that {X1, X2, X3} intersects Y. But you said the former!

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @07:15PM (#30963647)
Smart Aleck!
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by chimprich on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:01AM (#30957881)
Are you sure about those headlines? A Google search for 'latimes "Volcano caldera ready to wipe out civilization"' [0] reveals two hits - both of them previous comments of yours on this site.

[0] https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Volcano+caldera+ready+to+...

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:36AM (#30958552)
Did I say LA Times did all of those headlines? Nope.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by chimprich on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:37AM (#30958568)
Yes, that's exactly what you claimed.

> Here are some of the many of Los Angeles Times’ newspaper headlines that they used to help with their circulations:

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @07:16PM (#30963652)
My XOR logic chip needs replacing.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by toper-centage on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:55AM (#30957723)
While some of those were hard misses, maybe were indeed possible scenarios if nothing had been done. Since the 60s governments world wide have enacted progressively stricter regulations for industry emissions, industrial waste treatment, car emissions, appliance efficiency, CFC use, car fuel chemistry, etc etc. We would be in a much, much worse state if nothing had been done. And yet some of those are happening now. Permanent snowy mountains are now bare; insects are dying at alarming rates; yearly record temperatures, both harsher summers and harsher winters.

It's not news that newspapers use sensational headlines to sell more.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by graeme on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:53AM (#30957698)
How did you compile this 14 min after the article was posted?
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by user982 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:01AM (#30957863)
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by SideburnsOfDoom on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:05AM (#30957955)
Is there a way to flag accounts that copypaste talking points into these kinds of topics?
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by user982 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:15AM (#30958173)
Click the post's timestamp and tap "flag" and/or email concerns to [email protected].
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by SideburnsOfDoom on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:33AM (#30958508)
I know about flagging posts, and that account's posts of this guff have been flagged before.

I asked about flagging accounts

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by user982 on Friday April 08, 2022 @12:08PM (#30958964)
Then the second half of my response gave you the answer.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by YATA1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:17AM (#30958217)
"Quick! How do we shut this down!? The narrative must be preserved!"
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by SideburnsOfDoom on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:36AM (#30958547)
You "flood the zone with crap" to shut it down. And that's what's happening. The above coppypasta is a prime example.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:16AM (#30958184)
Yes. It is called a “downvote”

Meanwhile I got 27 up votes.

Pitch in, accordingly to your needs.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by umanwizard on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:25AM (#30958368)
Why are you conveniently ignoring everyone asking you for sources?
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:08AM (#30958028)
And maintained by me, an avid reader of printed newspapers to this day.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by all2 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:16AM (#30958195)
I'd love to see copies/scans of all of these articles. That would make for fascinating reading.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:34AM (#30958528)
Yeah, probably should do a web page containing all these news snippets.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by CommieBobDole on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:08AM (#30958037)
It's mostly copy-pasted from this article:

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/09/20/nolte-clima...

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by SideburnsOfDoom on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:58AM (#30957795)
Like it was pre-prepared. Climate change articles get quickly jumped on here with energetic negativity and are often flagged out. It's fascinating to watch; but a sign of a healthy debate, it is not.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:05AM (#30957947)
Lived in Los Angeles Greater Area pretty much most of my life.

Still get that newspaper delivered to my doorstep from way over there.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by sleepdreamy on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:02AM (#30957888)
Yeah, I am skeptical.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by alphakappa on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:05AM (#30957961)
You are mixing in random headlines that were not the results of my scientific consensus (cellphones and cancer?) and headlines that warned of the bad possibilities if nothing was done. The fact that scientific and other advancements have helped avert some of the issues we were warned about shouldn’t be misinterpreted as a failure of the warning but the opposite.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by lkbm on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:56AM (#30957764)
The only source I can find on this list are previous HN comments. Searching for some of them is turning up nothing outside of that. Do you have a link to these, or a better search option than Google or the latimes.com's search?

EDIT: Also found a screenshot of the list on Reddit. Seems it's been bouncing around for a few years, never with any supporting evidence.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by umanwizard on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:56AM (#30957751)
I picked one of these arbitrarily, “Manhattan underwater by 2015”, and couldn’t find any evidence of the LA Times ever having claimed that, but I did find that people have been claiming, incorrectly, that the ABC (Australia) said that.

So unless you post sources for these, people should assume you are a troll.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by HWR_14 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:14AM (#30958150)
So, I just choose one example (1971), because most claims about 1970's Ice Age articles are overblown. I found no LATimes articles with the title "New Ice Age coming by 2020 or 2030" There were five times that "New Ice Age" was used in print, and of those 40% seem to be referencing an upcoming artistic event's theme (Holiday on Ice).

The main article about an ice age in 1971 would have been on October 24th, 1971. The front page of the LA Times did indeed feature the words "Ice Age" on the bottom of the front page in the "articles inside" block. It did not use the words "New", "coming", "by", "2020" or "2030" in the article title.

I would ask for sources on your list.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by dangerface on Friday April 08, 2022 @12:13PM (#30959017)
It doesn't look like the la times ever used the headline "Everyone will disappear in a Cloud of Blue Steam in", the only results in google was for an Alex Jones book or something
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by btrettel on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:03AM (#30957906)
Ignoring the fact that cherry picking the worst headlines says little about the average quality of journalism, I started looking into these claimed headlines and found that many were not in the LA Times, some were not headlines (they seem to be from the article text), and some don't seem to exist as described (like "5G cellular towers causes cancers" and "Volcano caldera ready to wipe out civilization").

I'm not a fan of CEI, but you can see scans of some of these articles here: https://cei.org/blog/wrong-again-50-years-of-failed-eco-poca...

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:07AM (#30958006)
You said “all”.

I said …”some” …

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by btrettel on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:56AM (#30958832)
The word "all" never appeared in my post.

You wrote "Here are some of the many of Los Angeles Times’ newspaper headlines". A reasonable person would understand that quote to say that the headlines are from the LA Times, but it's only some of the many bad headlines the LA Times has had.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by camjohnson26 on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:53AM (#30957677)
Age old mistake of extrapolating current trends indefinitely into the future.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by YATA1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:53AM (#30957696)
I remember reading something somewhere in the 1990s that the entirety of New Orleans was going to be underwater by 2020 and the only way you'd be able to visit Bourbon Street was by boat.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by clankyclanker on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:03AM (#30957902)
Strictly speaking, that’s not wrong: it’s only through the Herculean efforts of the army corps of engineers that New Orleans is as unsubmerged as it is.

Don’t forget Hurricane Harvey: we spent ~$170B cleaning that up. It’s never that we can’t undo climate at a small scale, it’s that doing so may bankrupt entire states in the process.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by YATA1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:12AM (#30958102)
Strictly speaking, it is wrong: there are several areas of New Orleans that have always been above sea level, Bourbon Street being one of the areas.

Katrina, Harvey, Betsy, 1915, etc. New Orleans is still there. It's not under sea.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by beepbooptheory on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:59AM (#30957824)
You might wan't to rethink your example here... You don't need a boat yet, but New Orleans has suffered incredibly in the last 20 years, both materially and spiritually, because of the hurricanes and flooding.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by YATA1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:14AM (#30958145)
>You might wan't to rethink your example here...

I might not...

Katrina, Harvey, Betsy, 1915, etc. New Orleans is still there. It's not under sea like all the prophecies foretold.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by beepbooptheory on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:20AM (#30958272)
I guess the human toll of all those things aren't really all that meaningful when it is not visually apparent to an outside observer. Which does make this a good example of what is going in general, you are right!
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by YATA1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:27AM (#30958407)
>I guess the human toll of all those things aren't really all that meaningful

Hilarious emotional appeal strawman. You can't even stay on topic after being proven wrong. Remember, New Orleans isn't underwater and it's past 2020.

>when it is not visually apparent to an outside observer.

I'm old enough to remember seeing all the pictures and videos of the aforementioned hurricanes. Don't project your ignorance on everyone else.

> Which does make this a good example

Yes, a good example of New Orleans still being there, all the highways are still there, the sports arenas are still there, there are over a million people that live there, etc.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by beepbooptheory on Friday April 08, 2022 @01:37PM (#30960153)
Thank you for being so patient and kind. I am pretty slow in my thinking (low IQ), so it really helps when someone, point by point, explains to me why I am wrong in a compassionate and unassuming way. And I am glad I could entertain you with my stupidity along the way :).

I will work on not talking out of place, and not being so worried about climate change, but I do understand that I am in this position in the first place because of my moral and rational faults.

My best wishes to you and your loved ones, may you continue to find peace and stay dry (well, as you explained, you'll probably stay dry either way, still, the sentiment still stands).

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by gunshai on Friday April 08, 2022 @10:52AM (#30957661)
Some what of crying wolf
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by gr8tnwz on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:00AM (#30957854)
News organizations designing headlines for attention does not undermine the data driven truth; resource consumption is real. Sorry the modeling techniques haven’t been as perfect as you’d prefer.

Your inability to be swayed by Anglo-gibberish is formidable but you’re a non-entity to me and I don’t have to optimize for your preferences.

Sit back down in your bubble and accept on a rock of 7 billion+ you are just one. TL;DR your evidence is insufficient and I’m likewise as unmoved by it as you are from your perspective.

Yes very big strong mtn man effort though cutting and pasting text to reiterate a repetitive rhetorical point as evidence of how stoic you are.

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:08AM (#30958044)
(yawn).

It’s a pet project of mine and a fun one at that (of many hobbies).

Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by InitialLastName on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:50AM (#30958750)
One might think you would also have sources to reference any of these articles (given it's your "hobby") but you're curiously silent when people point out most of these articles never got written.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by egberts1 on Friday April 08, 2022 @07:18PM (#30963669)
The bandwidth is being spent toward making a web page of my news clippings.
Re:The only thing we should be talking about is the climate ... by gr8tnwz on Friday April 08, 2022 @11:28AM (#30958421)
Yes, I did have a big old yawn at your list.

Thanks for confirming you understood the sentiment.