My theory is that it's not something caused by 'adversaries' but is, in fact, a 'workplace injury'. The common denominator is that the victims are all 'Government officials', in countries all over the world.

Those officials are doing something in the course of their job, or are having something done to them as part of their jobs, that the cause comes down to 'workplace injury', and the Government is trying hard not to have to accept that it may be liable for millions/billions of dollars in Workers' Compensation claims.

4. Psychosomatic

Somatic Symptom Disorder, sometimes called Psychosomatic Disorder, is defined in the DSM V and does not mean the symptoms are "all in your head". It refers to patients with a compulsive-to-the-point-of-self-damaging focus on their condition, even if that condition is a diagnosed medical condition.

In other words, it's not a blank check to ignore these people.

More on SSD here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK519704/table/ch3.t31 and here: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK532253

To emphasize this, even if somatic symptoms are rooted in mental/emotional state, they’re still real and experienced as real.

I used to think it was real

Big elaborate stories in newspapers and magazines

It's like a professional disinformation campaign run by ??? to convince ??? to ???.

And it was absurd the whole time I guess

But I'm still not convinced that anything is real here except growing evidence of an extremely compliant mass media

I have to think there’s quite an advanced suite of sensors in and around the White House. Wouldn’t something like this be easily detectable? What am I missing?

It could be directional (MASERs are a thing). You have to be looking for it. You also have to disclose if you find something.

IIRC, the Russian Embassy in DC has a line-of-sight with the Whitehouse... This needs a fact check, corrections encouraged.

It does not.