What are the toxic byproducts you are talking about specifically?
> The toxic fission byproduct is tiny and goes underground in the middle of the desert and disrupts zero people's lives.
Haha, if it were that easy. Nuclear waste can be radioactive up to 1 million years. Can you give me an example of a successful long-term nuclear storage facility that exists today? All we're doing currently is storing nuclear waste in temporary storage and rolling over the need to deal with this problem to future generations.
Sure. The earth is full of radioactive material (also known as rocks) that have been 'stored' successfully for millions of years.
The article says least-cost, we're fresh out of perfect solutions.
There are natural deposits of radioactive material and there have been natural nuclear reactors on our planet.
[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onkalo_spent_nuclear_fuel_repo...
You do understand that "long half-life" = "less radioactive", by definition?
It gradually approaches the ore level over time, which again makes sense, as the fission products are going to build back up.
The point here is that the uranium is going to decay no matter what you do, whether in the controlled environment of a reactor with some attention paid to proper disposal, or in the completely uncontrolled environment of the original ore bed, where it's quite possibly going straight into the water table.
Regardless, both those disasters were more or less man-made. Chernobyl was caused by serious design flaws, and (as far as I know) people who refused to admit something was wrong until it was too late. Fukushima was built below the line indicated by stones setup to warn about tsunamis. I don't think there's any doubt such considerations need to be taken into account when building the next-generation nuclear reactors.
[0]. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Banqiao_Dam_failure