If you're in the beta program or have access to youtube, you would know that is not what it is at all.

Videos like these ? https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/rgiu8m/the_fu...

Wow, you cherry-picked 10 seconds of video from 1000s of hours of content! Amazing work! That video was 4 minor versions ago also.

The thing is when you want to go global with a "10s in 1000 hours" problems is that it'll happen every single day to thousands of people. It's all fun and games when you're a website or a mobile app, not so much when you're a 500+hp two tonnes metal cage using public infrastructure as a beta test sandbox

Was that the minor version that introduced phantom braking? Or the minor version tossed over the fence a few days later that "fixed" phantom braking? Or the minor version after that re-introduced a different phantom braking issue? Or the minor version after that...

Yes, if you have access to YouTube you'd know it's not even a functional lane assist.

Care to elaborate, for those of us who are perhaps more ignorant on the subject?

Sure, the OP said that Tesla FSD is "fancy cruise control with lane assist".

If you have FSD Beta 10.10 installed in your car (which 60K+ people have in the US), you can input a destination and it will take you there. That includes stop/go at green lights, changing lanes, going around parked cars, making un-protective left turns etc.

It's not perfect, but it's beta, and the iterative improvements have been very noticeable over the past few months.