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Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by stragies on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:00AM (#30147926)
Yeah, that tweet is click-bait meant to generate outrage clicks and follows. Most of the submissions on the front-page have -at best- incomplete titles.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by scrollaway on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:17AM (#30148098)
I'd have given the poster the benefit of the doubt but then they come out with hate-inciting nonsense trash like this: https://twitter.com/isislovecruft/status/1487947782585417728

I don't even know what to make of that anymore. Just because it's self-deprecating doesn't make it okay.

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by Cthulhu_ on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:29AM (#30148232)
...do you feel attacked by the word 'nerd'?

I mean the tweet is putting the blame at the wrong people (it's a business decision after all), but I wouldn't go as far as call it "hate-inciting nonsense". You're not under attack.

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by scrollaway on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:31AM (#30148262)
I have a problem with the top reply being about bullying.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by mcphage on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:03AM (#30148622)
...what do you think "bullying" is?
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by keb_ on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:53AM (#30149351)
The twitter poster in question, isislovecruft, has a bit of a volatile persona online. They have been involved in multiple controversies over the years. Not to discredit their work, but they seem to relish in the tech social media spotlight.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by kragen on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:30AM (#30149004)
Jesus, that's appalling.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by LegitShady on Monday January 31, 2022 @11:16AM (#30149640)
>hate-inciting

I don't see it.

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by throwaway2048 on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:04AM (#30147960)
yes, clearly it is the user's fault that their dishwasher wont work without an update.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by herbstein on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:16AM (#30148088)
As the GGP said, the menu can be exited without updating by scrolling down. The interface isn't intuitive, but it's not a hard block.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by JKCalhoun on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:31AM (#30148261)
Agree, but I think there are a number of us that don't want a menu that needs exiting on our dishwasher.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by chaostheory on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:18AM (#30148801)
Then don't purchase a smart dishwasher. I won't be purchasing one either, nor will I purchase a smart microwave or a host of other smart appliances. The person who made the tweet, made the exact opposite decision AND connected their appliance to the internet.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by micromacrofoot on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:48AM (#30148436)
Sure, but that's a separate issue from title accuracy.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by eropple on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:30AM (#30149006)
If the UI does not make clear the actions you are allowed to perform, it isn't letting you do something.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by danShumway on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:33AM (#30149052)
Eh. I'm not saying that bad or deceptive UI isn't something worth talking about, but I think there is a really tangible difference between something being difficult to find and being impossible to do.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by eropple on Monday January 31, 2022 @10:53AM (#30149339)
In some contexts, sure. There's a step change between an appliance doing this--where you are expected to have limited capabilities--and something like a general-purpose computer doing this.

An appliance going "nope, I have one path for this" is, tbh, to be expected. A dishwasher washes dishes, and the idea that there is a secret-sauce way to tell it to do something it isn't actively presenting to you is not something a reasonable person is going to expect. It's why my dishwasher has like eight buttons on the top--it enumerates everything it can do. So if that appliance is hiding its verbs, then a reasonable person is going to assume it doesn't have any.

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by bambax on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:45AM (#30148398)
But what about not needing to do a software update when all I want is to wash dishes?

It would be best if most machines didn't talk to us, at all. Press a button: it runs. Nothing more.

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by chaostheory on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:10AM (#30148026)
buro9 has just explained that it will work without the update. The person in question also had the choice either to not buy a wifi enabled smart dishwasher, or not connect it to the internet. My own smart TV is not connected to the internet.
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by obmelvin on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:15AM (#30148070)
maybe I'm misunderstanding the GP - but they seem to say that they have the same dishwasher and that you can skip the update
Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by alistairSH on Monday January 31, 2022 @09:21AM (#30148152)
... if you know the secret button sequence to break out of the menu.

I can't think of a good reason to have a network-connected dishwasher. I don't think I'd ever start it remotely, as I still have to clear the table and rinse the dishes. The washer gets started when I'm done loading it. I can check detergent levels while the door is open.

Pretty much the same for all my other appliance for that matter.

Re:My dishwasher won’t start until I let it update its firmw... by obmelvin on Monday January 31, 2022 @12:39PM (#30151002)
> ... if you know the secret button sequence to break out of the menu.

I did see the twitter screenshots, but as I don't own the device myself I couldn't really judge if the GP's instructions are readily apparent to the average user.

Also, I don't disagree with you. But the OP seemingly bought such a device and connected it to their wifi. Maybe they are living in a furnished apartment with pre-configured wifi? Anyway - thankfully we are not yet in an era where ones only choice is a connected dishwasher - can still buy used, older models etc.

edit: One would hope that you can factory reset the dishwasher to make it forget the wifi information, if it has been configured by someone else.