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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by bb123 on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:04AM (#29946017)
I wonder if the debris this puts up into the atmosphere will help slow the effects of climate change
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by cyanydeez on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:43AM (#29946281)
its theorized massive amounts or co2 wouod be released from yellowstone.

more realistically, this would just cool for a few years, make climate denial easier to believe, then signficantlymrebound in amcoupke of years

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by colordrops on Saturday January 15, 2022 @11:07AM (#29947422)
Why do these sorts of comments always end in "bro"
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by dylan604 on Saturday January 15, 2022 @11:19AM (#29947542)
because of course they do. it's like punctuation for "them". imagine a line graph as you are reading that comment. it starts high, but then starts to fail off quickly as you get to the second word picks up speed of its drop as you carry on. then, just to clean up everything, bro just plumments the graph to nil

leopard can't change its spots, dude /s

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by unethical_ban on Sunday January 16, 2022 @11:38AM (#29957413)
It's a way to feel superior and get under your skin, because it's more about that than convincing anyone.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by ani-ani on Saturday January 15, 2022 @02:32PM (#29949414)
They don't. If only it was that easy.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by miedpo on Saturday January 15, 2022 @09:57AM (#29946781)
Probably not. Way to small for that, and even the early large eruptions only affect the atmosphere noticably for a year or two (unless it's a really really really crazy large eruption that makes Tambora look like tiny)
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by Fordec on Saturday January 15, 2022 @01:21PM (#29948806)
They won't slow it, but pause effects for a short while. The CO2 would still be there afterwards and all the while increasing, the oceans will still be acidifying, etc.

The next years after would still be as bad as predicted

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by colechristensen on Saturday January 15, 2022 @02:18PM (#29949291)
Possibly, but only briefly, highly dependent on the composition. Previous large explosions had measurable cooling effects for a year or two.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by noduerme on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:05AM (#29946023)
It would... if it weren't underwater.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by jcims on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:46AM (#29946300)
The cloud you see in the satellite image is in the atmosphere.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by Tepix on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:37AM (#29946231)
Since the dec 20 2021 eruption it's been an island.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by dylan604 on Saturday January 15, 2022 @12:59PM (#29948611)
But did it just blow the top off of that island to put it back underwater?
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by Tepix on Saturday January 15, 2022 @01:04PM (#29948655)
I think it has increased in size a lot. But i need to see the latest footage.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by bb123 on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:17AM (#29946094)
Ah I didn’t realise that. Thanks for clarifying.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by Valmar on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:08AM (#29946032)
That's a pretty awful hot take.

Unless this is some terribly poor trolling, in which case I've taken your bait...

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by tasha0663 on Saturday January 15, 2022 @09:00AM (#29946370)
Volcanic winter:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter

The Year Without Summer:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_Without_a_Summer

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by bb123 on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:14AM (#29946079)
Not sure what a hot take is. It was a a genuine question - volcanic eruptions have well documented climatic effects.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by noduerme on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:34AM (#29946204)
It's kind of a compliment. "Hot take" is becoming common parlance, but a hot take as defined by Blind Boy Boathouse would be a connection you notice between two seemingly unrelated things, and then dive into to arrive at a smashing observation about, where you link those things by obsessively researching the connections between them, to reveal a hot take on events that no one has quite heard of, or had the same take on before.

Check out this, maybe the great hot take of all time. https://play.acast.com/s/blindboy/pooanon

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by reaperducer on Saturday January 15, 2022 @12:50PM (#29948510)
It's kind of a compliment

I'm not so sure it is a compliment.

I've heard advertisements on the radio recently for financial and sports programs and web sites where they promise "No hot takes — only real information."

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by easygenes on Sunday January 16, 2022 @02:30AM (#29954130)
Yeah, I think "hot take" [1] is the analytic analogue to expressions like "by the seat of the pants," [2] meaning something like: A rushed, likely emotional, reaction to something with no or minimal follow-up research or analysis.

  1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_take
  2: https://writingexplained.org/idiom-dictionary/fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by duskwuff on Sunday January 16, 2022 @03:25AM (#29954302)
Not precisely. What makes a "take" hot is its provocative or controversial nature. It's not quite flamebait -- that implies more of a deliberate attempt to sow discord -- but it's along the same lines.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by noduerme on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:09AM (#29946048)
Eh, that's what I was thinking too (except it's underwater). One good belch like this from Yellowstone and we'd be back in an ice age.
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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by maxerickson on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:24AM (#29946143)
Aren't we still sort of in an ice age, in relative geologic terms?

Okay, yes we are, with the popular usage of ice age referring to the last period when glaciers were much more dominant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaternary_glaciation

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Re:Large Eruption Near Tonga, Heard in NZ. Tsunami at Tonga ... by vba616 on Sunday January 16, 2022 @03:02AM (#29954224)
A definition of an ice age that I read somewhere is when there are permanent ice sheets at the poles.
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