I don’t know, when I lived in Mountain View I could get (legal) cannabis delivered faster than pizza.

This is not as big of an endorsement as you might think. I live in the Peninsula and I once ordered pizza from one of the big chains and it came at perfect room temperature after like an hour. I called the place to complain and they said they would refund me if I was willing to give the pizza back (!). Sure enough, about 45 minutes later a pizza guy came around and I tendered the pizza (minus a single bite) back to him.

Not the most sterling benchmark.

In pizza's defense it isn't often delivered in a "bake at home" state.

Plenty of legitimate cannabis dispensaries have home delivery too.