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Re:I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief by healeycodes on Tuesday November 30, 2021 @05:05AM (#29390604)
> It seems the only way to protect against theft is to ride an old bicycle.

I like this blog on that topic:

https://calpaterson.com/bicycle-threat-model.html

> One father I know had his primary-school-age daughter "decorate" his commuting bicycle with girly stickers and pink glitter. If anyone examines his bicycle closely he looks like a complete loon but I think his motivation is right: it's going to be much less appealing to steal when it's covered in Miffy stickers.

Re:I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief by devoutsalsa on Tuesday November 30, 2021 @05:24AM (#29390697)
I knew a guy with a similar philosophy. He spray painted his bike ugly color.
Re:I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief by jspash on Tuesday November 30, 2021 @07:57AM (#29391606)
Re:I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief by JaggerFoo on Tuesday November 30, 2021 @11:53AM (#29394214)
This is brilliant.

I also like that it's powered by a "Meat Motor".

Cheers.

Re:I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief by kadoban on Tuesday November 30, 2021 @06:57AM (#29391200)
If you want something less permanent, you can use some strategically placed duck tape and make it look like a beater.
Re:I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief by spicybright on Tuesday November 30, 2021 @02:00PM (#29395986)
Bonus points, he'll get to embarrass her when she gets a bit older with it!

This is a good idea though. Anything that makes your bike identifiable is a good deterrent.