Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by qeternity on Thursday October 28, 2021 @07:00PM
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Apple owns a hedge fund (the largest in the world) to do just this.
Braeburn Capital.
> the dollar bills under Tim Cook's mattress
That gave me a chuckle just imagining it :)
Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by ufhghfggf on Thursday October 28, 2021 @10:04PM
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Drug lord Pablo Escobar once burned $2 million cash to keep his family warm while they were hiding in a cave. It is also said he lost 1 billion cash per year due to rats eating the bills and/or dampness spoiling them.
References:
https://www.businessinsider.com/pablo-escobar-burned-2-milli...
http://www.hoaxorfact.com/celebrities/drug-lord-pablo-escoba...
Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by dylan604 on Thursday October 28, 2021 @07:59PM
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I'd imagine more like Scrooge McDuck in swim trunks diving into a large vault of gold coins.
Also, I doubt there's really a matress. He just sleeps on the money directly. Stacks of banded bills is probably pretty stiff vs just loose bills all piles up organically. Like each night before bed, he takes a few new stacks of cash reserves and makes it rain before diving in.
Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by rllearneratwork on Thursday October 28, 2021 @07:00PM
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"risk-free rates of return" - typically means "losing value via inflation"
Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by snowwrestler on Thursday October 28, 2021 @07:42PM
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No it means keeping up with inflation but not substantially beating it.
Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by 1123581321 on Thursday October 28, 2021 @11:04PM
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The other user is right. In a low interest rate environment itβs well possible for risk-free to underperform inflation. You can see this in the current short-term US treasury rates. This is one of the reasons so much money is piling into riskier assets.
Re:Apple Reports Fourth Quarter Results
by snowwrestler on Thursday October 28, 2021 @11:24PM
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I assure you that major corporations understand this and pursue an investing strategy to at least keep up with inflation.
You maintain a cash reserve so that, if there is a (hopefully) short-term market correction, you're not stuck with having to sell assets in a dip to meet payroll, etc. Not really much different from people in that regard although obviously at a different scale.