How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40%

Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by sundvor on Thursday October 28, 2021 @05:05AM (#29023936)

Off topic, but if you have young kids you might find yourself starting to say things like:

  - Dad needs you to eat your food!
  - Dad is going to brush your teeth!
  - Give those scissors to dad!
  - Don't touch dad's laptop!!!
  - Dad needs to sleep now...

Soon you may be asked by friends why you sometimes speak of yourself in third person, long after the little one started understanding pronouns. You might also recover some sleep.

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by have_faith on Thursday October 28, 2021 @06:28AM (#29024336)

I hadn't really given the phenomenon much thought. You're essentially saying to the kid: you need to respect the "ideals" of what Dad represents and what a "Dad" in the abstract would expect of you in this situation. Sort of asserting your dominance through an appeal to a concept of an authority figure instead of you as an individual. Why is "I need to sleep now" potentially less effective?

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by japanuspus on Thursday October 28, 2021 @07:35AM (#29024823)

Not OP -- but parent of three.

The primary reason for using specifics ("dad", <name of child>, <name of sibling>, ...) is that pronouns are one of the last things a child will pick up. Think about how a child will always hear themselves referred to as "you" -- and end up assuming that "you" is like a name form them and start using "you" instead of "I"/"me".

In reality, you will be using both specifics and pronouns, and often repeat the same sentence with both versions to teach that they are identical.

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by have_faith on Thursday October 28, 2021 @01:10PM (#29028413)

Very interesting perspective, thanks! I have no kids but I'm the oldest of 4 siblings (all boys...).

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by sundvor on Thursday October 28, 2021 @08:01AM (#29025031)

Thanks, you explained it perfectly!

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by croon on Thursday October 28, 2021 @05:17AM (#29023996)

It also might happen that you call your wife "mom" with your friends, out of context from your kids.

Speaking for a friend, of course.

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by koheripbal on Thursday October 28, 2021 @07:16AM (#29024683)

I love that there are so many Dad's on this site.

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by peakaboo on Thursday October 28, 2021 @02:07AM (#29022904)

There is no we in Microsoft.

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by wstone on Thursday October 28, 2021 @02:22AM (#29022997)

…but there is in Wendows?

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by dotancohen on Thursday October 28, 2021 @04:41AM (#29023797)

There's an "oso" in Microsoft. Is that a reference to Ballmer?

Of course, Linux mailing lists used to joke that "micro" and "soft" reference Bill, back when people had thick skin and cancel culture had yet to be invented.

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Re:How Microsoft reduced Windows 11 update size by 40% by CRConrad on Wednesday November 10, 2021 @05:29PM (#29181833)

> There's an "oso" in Microsoft. Is that a reference to Ballmer?

Does he have a beard nowadays? He didn't use to, back in the day -- and aren't they almost mandatory for "bears"?

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