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Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by EdwardDiego on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:03AM (#28887577)
Nothing would make me more demoralised than being given pizza and being told it's a party.

Pizza parties are for children.[1]

The whole concept of a "pizza party" is some Silicon Valley crap created to justify working devs into the ground then giving them pizza to "build team spirit".

And yes, Amazon's pizza based team sizing is very prominent in my disdain for all pizza based employee engagement.

[1]: https://youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c

Edit: for the love of Jesus, the fact that "pizza based employee engagement" is very real in software shows some contempt for us.

* Work unpaid overtime, hey we ordered pizza!

* Come into the office for Corporate Mandated Fun Day, there'll be pizza!

* Do a hackathon and don't sleep for 36 hours so we can borrow your ideas, we even provide free pizza!

* Your team delivered a well engineered and tested product that will bring in an estimated $2.4m in the first year, you bloody bet we ordered some pizza!

And some wedges, with the fancy sauces, you deserve it!

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by chihuahua on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:41AM (#28887797)
Back in the early 2000s, when Amazon announced the 2-pizza team concept, my team thought "great, we're a 2-pizza team now, let's get some pizza." Then we found out that the pizza is theoretical - you don't get a budget for ordering pizza.
Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by hehetrthrthrjn on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:58AM (#28887934)
What I took from Amazon's 2-pizza team concept was that I would always have to work alone.
Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by elil17 on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:47AM (#28887846)
Gosh I think it really depends on your company. Sometimes extra work needs to get done, that’s part of being a salaried employee to me. Providing food is a nice acknowledgment of work that, while it falls within the job description, falls outside of normal work hours.

Whether a job takes undue advantage of salaried employees times is another matter entirely. At my work, 36 hour hackathons would never fly, corporate fun is either paid or optional, and late nights to meet a deadline happen a couple times a year - no problems there. I’m sure that’s not how it is at Amazon but I think the problems there run deeper than the food.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by avinassh on Saturday October 16, 2021 @10:24AM (#28888086)
> Sometimes extra work needs to get done, that’s part of being a salaried employee to me. Providing food is a nice acknowledgment of work that, while it falls within the job description, falls outside of normal work hours.

I agree extra work is sometimes required, but I'd like to acknowledged by the monetary compensation, not by pizza.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by elil17 on Sunday October 17, 2021 @11:03AM (#28896977)
I do get monetary compensation - my salary, which I agreed too while knowing that I’d have to put in extra hours a few times a year.
Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by Hamuko on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:49AM (#28887867)
>Sometimes extra work needs to get done, that’s part of being a salaried employee to me.

I'll never get this.

Part of being a salaried employee to me is that I get an agreed salary for the agreed work. Not the agreed work + whatever extra comes along the way.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by EdwardDiego on Saturday October 16, 2021 @10:02AM (#28887945)
I'd agree with you entirely if being salaried actually meant anything these days.

As in, you receive a fixed amount, regardless of the hours you worked, could be over the typical 40, could be under.

So, if your company is good at recognising that the "could be under" part is the fair payback for the "could be over" times, then that's awesome, and I can see why you're a fan.

My experience of salaried positions is more one sided.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by tialaramex on Saturday October 16, 2021 @10:06AM (#28887974)
Eh, after our chip fab burned down, I was part of the recovery team sent into the (not burned down, but technically part of the same building) computer laboratories. Basically our remit was, identify key machines or paperwork that needs to be retrieved, ensure anything that needs to be running is restarted, stay away from the access corridors into presumably unsafe sections leading towards the destroyed fab, and if you see anything that is out of place in a normal office building that just suddenly had its power go out (e.g. smoke damage or actual smoldering debris), retreat and report what you saw to the team surveying the damage who are trained to go somewhere actually dangerous.

Anyway they ordered us pizza and I thought that was nice. It felt like a team activity, and pizza is a team food. Also you're wearing gear, so having pizza brought in saves changing. And the insurers are out the price of a state-of-the-art chip fab, so what do they care about buying us pizza?

But obviously I'm not working unpaid overtime, the job is the job, if I need to put an extra hour in to ship the code today I can do that, if I need some time to wait for a plumber tomorrow I'll just take it, if you've got a two person job you need to hire two people not expect me to do more.

If your workplace has work-life balance problems or you feel under rewarded for your work, that's not because pizza is the problem, that's a whole separate problem and it's exactly as weird to blame pizza for that problem as it would be for management to think pizza can solve it.

In the UK at least I believe the tax rules mean the business can justify the expense of taking everybody out for food and fun (e.g. pizza and bowling, or golf plus cheese and wine if you're determined that pizza is for children although personally I would take pizza and bowling) say once a year so long there is a business purpose to the meeting, so e.g. you spend an hour attending a presentation about the corporate mission and financial projections with little relationship to your actual job, then you spend the rest of the day eating and hanging out.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by mouzogu on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:40AM (#28887795)
so true.

also the idea of a "virtual" pizza party makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. it's like we bought you pizza so let us gawk at you while you eat it. no thanks.

i don't like looking at myself on a camera, let alone while shoving a pizza into my gob. but im sure more extroverted people would enjoy it.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by EdwardDiego on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:47AM (#28887844)
Very true, I didn't consider that aspect of bloody eating on camera.

It's like trying to eat on a first date, you're terrified of dropping food on yourself, or getting sauce on your face... ...and so are they.

Re:Pizzatime: Throw a pizza party for your remote team by spaetzleesser on Saturday October 16, 2021 @09:43AM (#28887817)
Double the insult if it’s some crummy Dominos pizza.