Re:Social Networks: It's worse than you think (2020)
by b3morales on Sunday September 12, 2021 @01:46PM
(#28503197)
Old-timer's/Alzheimer's probably qualifies as an Eggcorn: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn
(In fact I see that it is mentioned at the beginning of that article!)
"Old-timer's disease" (Alzheimer's)
"Valentime's Day"
Too late to correct him now! May he rest in peace.