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Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by jessaustin on Saturday August 14, 2021 @02:42PM (#28182987)
The rational reaction to the TP event was to install one of those bidet seats on one's toilet. I haven't bought a roll since.
Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by mschuster91 on Saturday August 14, 2021 @07:24PM (#28184802)
Serious question - how do you get your butt dry without toilet paper? I got a bidet seat too and my TP consumption hasn't gone down, but at least my butt finally feels so clean now...
Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by yourapostasy on Sunday August 15, 2021 @05:43AM (#28187474)
> ...how do you get your butt dry without toilet paper?

Towel, or get a bidet with an air drying option (but few models have effective dryers, so shop carefully).

I have yet to find a comparison of embedded energy costs between bidet dryers and a supply of cotton towels, but I wager towels will win out when taking into account bidets breaking down. As far as I can tell, they're very repair-hostile designs, and would love to find a manufacturer that stocks all the parts for their models for a long time.

Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by rolleiflex on Saturday August 14, 2021 @03:42PM (#28183433)
Except right at the same time the bidet seats were also out of stock everywhere. I scored one by being slightly earlier to wake up to what’s happening, but I know many friends that weren’t able to pick one up.
Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by chihuahua on Saturday August 14, 2021 @07:24PM (#28184800)
I'm glad I finally got one, it's an amazing improvement.

I waited for a long time because I thought I needed an outlet to plug it in (for warm water), but it turns out that cold water is totally fine. So you just attach it to the existing valve right next to the toilet. It's fairly easy and not expensive (< $100)