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Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by mschuster91 on Saturday August 14, 2021 @07:24PM (#28184802)
Serious question - how do you get your butt dry without toilet paper? I got a bidet seat too and my TP consumption hasn't gone down, but at least my butt finally feels so clean now...
Re:There Is a Tennis Ball Shortage Too Now by yourapostasy on Sunday August 15, 2021 @05:43AM (#28187474)
> ...how do you get your butt dry without toilet paper?

Towel, or get a bidet with an air drying option (but few models have effective dryers, so shop carefully).

I have yet to find a comparison of embedded energy costs between bidet dryers and a supply of cotton towels, but I wager towels will win out when taking into account bidets breaking down. As far as I can tell, they're very repair-hostile designs, and would love to find a manufacturer that stocks all the parts for their models for a long time.